Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I am a virgin but wish you to teach me the weirding way of the manslut. Just think of the scene in Revenge of the Sith when Darth Sidious explains the sith teachings to Anakin Skywalker. Sidious relates a tale of cunning betrayal involving two prior Sith lords. One learns to cheat death. Anakain, obviously intoxicated with the thought of this power, asks Sidious, "Is it possible to learn this power."
You are Darth Sidious, Lord of the Pussy! You have related tales of cunning one-night stand betrayals and learned to cheat women out of their underwear! I am intoxicated with the thought of your power. So I ask you, Darth Midnight Vulture: IS IT POSSIBLE TO LEARN THIS POWER?
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I am a virgin but wish you to teach me the weirding way of the manslut. Just think of the scene in Revenge of the Sith when Darth Sidious explains the sith teachings to Anakin Skywalker. Sidious relates a tale of cunning betrayal involving two prior Sith lords. One learns to cheat death. Anakain, obviously intoxicated with the thought of this power, asks Sidious, "Is it possible to learn this power."
You are Darth Sidious, Lord of the Pussy! You have related tales of cunning one-night stand betrayals and learned to cheat women out of their underwear! I am intoxicated with the thought of your power. So I ask you, Darth Midnight Vulture: IS IT POSSIBLE TO LEARN THIS POWER?
You know what I think would be cool? If Midnight had an accessory monkey. Maybe one that would sit on his shoulder when he went on the prowl at midnight.
Midnight, I could hook that up if you want. [Reply]
