Test-running my IMAX print of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince", and thinking that Draco Malfoy is starting to look like the evil version of Pete Carroll.

EDIT: Or Jay Mohr.

Would you like me to buy you a car?

Not sure how it'd be your fault if he broke his tooth.

Wait... I'm kinda new here, so I shouldn't assume. Did you previously go by a screen name of IronClit? :-) That would be a different story. :-)

I dunno. He used it as cross thread humor last night, so I thought I would try it to see if it was really that funny.

You fuckin jinxed me dawg. I broke a tooth last night. I'm really looking forward to giving my Dentist a good portion of my savings. And I have insurance.........................

I have a craving that will have to wait about 3 months. Peanut butter taffy with peanut butter in the middle. I've only had them at Halloween wrapped in orange or black wax paper.

Yeah that's some awesome candy

That's the shit you eat after all the peanut butter cups and snickers are gone.... and you are out of pickles.

The triple play from Chili's is like the best goddamn thing ever. Good thing I ate nothing else today.

You must have had the cheap knock offs.

Frosted Flakes is still the King of cereals. That damn tiger is so happy.

Holy shit, it has over 2,000 calories!

Gotta go to the gym.

I had no clue there were different brands making the "Bottom of the Bag" Halloween peanut butter candies. I usually give those out to the kids in the neighborhood that I don't really want on my porch.

That's just hateful

I just saw "Chronicles of Riddick" for the first time last month. Badass movie. Everyone told me the "Pitch Black" was better. I like chronicles better. Guess I am strange.