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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%
Voters: 121. You may not vote on this poll
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Hall of Classics>Oral Sex Frequency
KC native 11:09 AM 12-19-2014
So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we fuck. U jelly?
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Rain Man 03:11 PM 12-20-2014
Originally Posted by BDj23:
New girlfriend is a freak in the sack.
Freak as in good and/or kinky, or freak as in she has a tail and multiple sets of genitals?
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RaiderH8r 06:38 PM 12-20-2014
Originally Posted by BDj23:
New girlfriend is a freak in the sack.
So she blows you AFTER butt secks? Kinky.
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KChiefs1 06:54 PM 12-20-2014
Originally Posted by RockChalk:
This. Never really cared much about BJ's. Only was excited by them if sex wasn't an option.



I'll take sex over a BJ any day.

Yes.

A woman starts sucking on my rod & licking my balls & I just want some pussy.
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KChiefs1 06:55 PM 12-20-2014
Originally Posted by BDj23:
New girlfriend is a freak in the sack.

How?
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bdj23 07:00 PM 12-20-2014
Originally Posted by KC native:
Does it concern you that she is a freak already? I mean somebody had to teach her. :-)
Nope. Not at all
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Psyko Tek 08:41 PM 12-20-2014
I voted every time, but have only had 2 in the last year, but it was everytime
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bevischief 08:51 PM 12-20-2014
Hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm
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BigRedChief 08:58 PM 12-20-2014
Originally Posted by BDj23:
Nope. Not at all
I can see why.

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Discuss Thrower 11:45 PM 12-20-2014
Originally Posted by Katipan:
Well no. If you're not excited about being a high school sports announcer, then no, I don't want to hear about it.

But if you love it. If you love the kids, the atmosphere, the booth. If it's the tradition, or the smells, or the sounds that keep drawing you back. If it mattered to you in any way, I would.
And you don't think that a 20-something guy displaying any of what you've mentioned here won't come off as incredibly creepy?
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Baby Lee 12:13 AM 12-21-2014
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower:
And you don't think that a 20-something guy displaying any of what you've mentioned here won't come off as incredibly creepy?
This isn't you, is it?


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Discuss Thrower 12:14 AM 12-21-2014
I'm pretty fugly, but not that fucking fugly.
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Baby Lee 06:44 AM 12-21-2014
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower:
I'm pretty fugly, but not that fucking fugly.
Do you know the story?

[google piggyback bandit]
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Perineum Ripper 07:43 AM 12-21-2014
Originally Posted by ChiTown:
cooter? really?

You might want to change up your vernacular about your wife's pussy around your wife. Maybe try.........Meat Wallet?
In high school my nickname was Cooter

I went to a party, got drunk and ended up hooking up with a girl there..we went upstairs and started fucking..after a few minutes she started screaming, "Fuck my cooter!!!" Screaming it loud as hell..loud enough people heard it downstairs..over music

So everyone started calling me Cooter
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Perineum Ripper 07:46 AM 12-21-2014
Originally Posted by Kman34:
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
What's the difference between a joke a 5 dicks?

Your wife can't take a joke!
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Perineum Ripper 07:52 AM 12-21-2014
Originally Posted by eDave:
The T-Rex:

When you are doing a girl from behind, preferably close to the edge of the bed, and you grab her by the shoulders and lift her up. This results in her swinging her arms aimlessly like a T-Rex while making moaning noises.

"Dude.. what was all that noise.."
"Oo.. I t rexed that bitch"
"Sahweet"

Pairs well with a donkey punch.
The Silverback Gorilla

Having sec with a girl doggy style..you pull out cum on her back..take your hand smear it across her back..jam your thumb in her ass really quick

She will try crawling away while screaming making monkey sounds
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