I'm pulling an all nighter until I hear the news.

very very bored
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THis is awesome! It's like the DNC headquarters on election night.
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I may, or may not rub one out in the next 15 minutes.

Stay tuned.

PM me for the twitter feed.
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Fuck I gotta go to bed.

I'll check in in the morning.
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If I stay up any longer I'm gonna go get a 6-pack and box of Cheezits.

g'nite!
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fuck, that beer an Cheezits sounds awesome right now
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no, I'm going to bed.

:-)
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NOOOOOO STAY UP :-)
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I'm going to take a real live breathing lady to bed in a few minutes and we love one another. There's nothing better than that. Nothing.
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Who loses their virginity on a Tuesday anyways. WTF is that
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Nobody. I'll bet she's putting him in the freezer right now.
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If goatse dies can I have his caisno cash ?
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I did.

Was my pal's family friend's daughter. The parents all went bowling together every Tuesday. The kids (old teenagers) statyed at the apartment and watched movies.

My friend gave me the heads up that she was there, said she wanted me to come over (I had made out with her at their Christmas party a couple weeks earlier).

I jumped on my 10-speed (I was 15) and rode over. We all hung out for a few minutes, then I went into his mom's room and made out with the girl and then we did the deed.

It was awesome. She was incredible in bed, skinny, blonde and had, like, 36DDs.

I left about an hour later and started to ride home, then my bike chain broke after two blocks. I walked my bike home for like two miles, then went in the house and joined my family watching "Battle of the Network Stars"

I remember thinking to myself, as I watched Barbie Benton and Patrick Duffy row a plastic canoe across a swimming pool, "Well, that was it. There it was. We now return you to your normal 10-speed bike and shit TV show teenage life. Thanks for participating ."
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Does this thread EVER die?
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How many beers have you had tonight?
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