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Buck 01:35 AM 11-01-2008
OMG I just spilled my guts to my mom....Im so fucked up ritght now. Like 20 Drinks 2night... I went to a gay bar.


My girls stormed off like she was pissed off...I didn't even do anything to her. I dont know whats going on. Late, Matt
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Coach 08:12 PM 11-01-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Such heathens. You're all going to hell.
Hell, Michigan? Very nice place.
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Buck 08:13 PM 11-01-2008
Originally Posted by blueballs:
describe your vomit
did it have chunks
Oooh...

It was all liquid and it was mixed with leaves, sorta looked like cilantro.

The liquid was orange in color.

I didn't eat anything yesterday, and I had a salad for lunch the previous day.

Im assuming it was lettuce I was seeing.
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Hammock Parties 08:14 PM 11-01-2008
I don't really understand people who get drunk and do dumb things. I've been drunk a few times. Never did anything especially dumb. I also retained spelling powers. I must have a sweet brain or something.
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rad 08:14 PM 11-01-2008
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:
Lets examine this:

fyck i im limeaving forever, untol im nes tmpst.

I think I was trying to say:

****, I am leaving forever, until my next post.

Hey, cmon....don't ruin it.:-)
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blueballs 08:15 PM 11-01-2008
they get drunk so they can screw any skank that will lay down
or they can at least roll over
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Buck 08:15 PM 11-01-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I don't really understand people who get drunk and do dumb things. I've been drunk a few times. Never did anything especially dumb. I also retained spelling powers. I must have a sweet brain or something.
Drunk doesn't mean what you feel after 6 beers...

Thats called Buzzed
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Buck 08:17 PM 11-01-2008
Another funny anecdote from last night.

I fell asleep on the La-Z-Boy when my brother was watching the Departed...

I started puking on myself and woke up and in between puking said "Bag" to my brother.

He got up and got me a plastic grocery bag to puke in.

I started puking in it, but realized there was a hole in the bottom of it, the whole way across, so I was just puking through the plastic bag onto myself.
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Hammock Parties 08:18 PM 11-01-2008
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:
Drunk doesn't mean what you feel after 6 beers...

Thats called Buzzed
Trust me, I've been drunk. I got blitzed off my ass a couple nights in River Falls this summer but had the good sense to walk home to the hotel and just go straight to bed.
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Buck 08:19 PM 11-01-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Trust me, I've been drunk. I got blitzed off my ass a couple nights in River Falls this summer but had the good sense to walk home to the hotel and just go straight to bed.
How do you know you retained your spelling powers?
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Hammock Parties 08:23 PM 11-01-2008
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:
How do you know you retained your spelling powers?
I've drunk posted on Chiefsplanet a few times. In fact...from River Falls. There's a HILARIOUS drunk photo of myself in one of the RF threads.
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Buck 08:24 PM 11-01-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I've drunk posted on Chiefsplanet a few times. In fact...from River Falls. There's a HILARIOUS drunk photo of myself in one of the RF threads.
Did you start the thread? I'll dig through em if I have to.
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Buck 08:29 PM 11-01-2008
Going Back to January you've started like 600 Threads, wtf is wrong with you?

It wont let me go further back.
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Iowanian 08:29 PM 11-01-2008
its funny that now you think you're Ron Jeremy


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Buck 08:33 PM 11-01-2008
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
its funny that now you think you're Ron Jeremy

Its funny that you think you know me.

My cock has nothing on Ron Jeremy.
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2112 08:34 PM 11-01-2008
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:
Going Back to January you've started like 600 Threads, wtf is wrong with you?

It wont let me go further back.

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