Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Rausch:
Did you put Slayer's face over some girl?...:-)
OMFG - when I got to your post, the pic took up the screen and your reply was below the screen. I'm staring saying 'when did Slayer get a rack?' then I scroll down to your actual reply.
So, without reading this entire topic was there some point where it was explained what “motorcycle” this guy has that’s pulling the trailer park skank’s he couldn’t otherwise get? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
LOL so some of you old folks say "Back in my day I was crazier than you" or " Back in my day I picked up chicks just as hot"
Okay sure gramps now go back to watching Matlock
Ok, admit guys, his ignorance at his age is at least somewhat amusing, no? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Radar Chief:
So, without reading this entire topic was there some point where it was explained what “motorcycle” this guy has that’s pulling the trailer park skank’s he couldn’t otherwise get?
I asked for pics of it and the Audi but......... [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
LOL so some of you old folks say "Back in my day I was crazier than you" or " Back in my day I picked up chicks just as hot"
Okay sure gramps now go back to watching Matlock
Vulture, do you like movies with gladiators? [Reply]
