what? this i s waht happen

im drunk....i call my mom...but im makin out w/ these 2 chics,, i dont know who they are, i have pics 2morrow.


I tell my mom, wtf im fucked up come pick me up...she comes pick me up i leave those 2 chics alone...then i go home go to sleep ( now im fuckeed up)
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:-) :-) Snap!!!
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There's no sechs like buttsechs.
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was the gerbil shaved
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i dint even f'ck any of the chicks im so embarras., i could have fuck like 4 chicks tonigh...i fucked up
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Suddenly, I feel better about turning down a threesome all those years ago.
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The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks.
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You know what Ed Gein said about women, Bi_Polar?
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Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
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They weren't chicks... They had adam apples...
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lol... What the fuck is going on here?
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:-)
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Did you dress up like Lincoln for Halloween?

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:-):-):-):-)
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I have rare opportunities to use this gif.
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