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royr17 06:08 PM 08-20-2004
Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.
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Rausch 09:54 PM 08-22-2004
Originally Posted by JennyGump:
Ok, seriously, if some guy asked me if I was "in the mood for some sexual intercourse", no way would I let him sink the cream machine.

Bad advice.
Yeah, just wink at 'er and ask "Would you like some EXTRA pepperoni with that pie mah'm?"

:-)
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Rausch 09:56 PM 08-22-2004
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
...oh yeah....if it fails......make sure to post the details on the storied "failed penthouse letters" thread.
Pshaw...when that happens you just change the gal's name and feed your buddies as much bs as they're dumb (or drunk) enough to swallow... :-)
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Iowanian 10:04 PM 08-22-2004
III.......You'll be looking for something resembling
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Chiefs Pantalones 10:05 PM 08-22-2004
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
Cody just bribes them with Jalapeno cheese baows.


He is right though.....don't ask her, unless you're paying outright....Just keep stealing bases until she gives you the slide sign.

...oh yeah....if it fails......make sure to post the details on the storied "failed penthouse letters" thread.
:-)

Good point, btw. If you're paying, you have the green light to ask for anything. It's your damn money. :-)
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Iowanian 10:07 PM 08-22-2004
You'll then, probably feel a little
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Iowanian 10:09 PM 08-22-2004
Don't tell her its *pic 1* if its *pic 2*
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Iowanian 10:12 PM 08-22-2004
If you play it right...she'll let you touch her
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Iowanian 10:14 PM 08-22-2004
To
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Iowanian 10:17 PM 08-22-2004
Beware of
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Iowanian 10:19 PM 08-22-2004
You've always got options
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Iowanian 10:21 PM 08-22-2004
and tells and your friends ask you about it....
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Rain Man 10:23 PM 08-22-2004
If you're too shy to ask directly, go to the girl's mom and ask her if she'd be interested in participating in a mother-daughter threesome. If she is, then she'll probably take care of the arrangements.
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Iowanian 10:24 PM 08-22-2004
Be careful her Daddy doesn't catch you or
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Fairplay 10:41 PM 08-22-2004
Iowanian i don't want to see that, even if it is an X-ray.
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Rausch 11:01 PM 08-22-2004
Originally Posted by Fairplay:
Iowanian i don't want to see that, even if it is an X-ray.

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