15K penis's examined. How do you measure up? - Page 26

Yes, I'm larger 105 77.21%

No, I'm below the curve line 7 5.15%

I'm the average in the poll 18 13.24%

GAZ has the biggest penis on earth 6 4.41%

Originally Posted by KC native:
It's a snow day here. I slept in and woke up with morning wood and thought it would be hilarious.

It didn't take any work at all.

Aaahaaa snow day in Ft Worth what was that 1/4" of snow melted off by mid morning?
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Originally Posted by srvy:
Aaahaaa snow day in Ft Worth what was that 1/4" of snow melted off by mid morning?

Actually we got about 4" but it did melt pretty quickly.
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Originally Posted by Baconeater:
I might be impressed if I had any idea how long a stick of Old Spice is.

FWIW, I just measured my stick of Old Spice and it was 5 & 3/4th inches.
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Originally Posted by SPchief:
FWIW, I just measured my stick of Old Spice and it was 5 & 3/4th inches.

Yes, and my dick is longer.

It's 7.75" inches. I've measured it with a ruler before. I didn't have a ruler around for that.
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Originally Posted by KC native:
Yes, and my dick is longer.

It's 7.75" inches. I've measured it with a ruler before. I didn't have a ruler around for that.

I can't believe I'm even going to get into this. But are you really saying that your dick is 2 inches longer than an old spice container. Knowing full well that you put up a pic showing that at most, it's a half inch longer?
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Originally Posted by SPchief:
I can't believe I'm even going to get into this. But are you really saying that your dick is 2 inches longer than an old spice container. Knowing full well that you put up a pic showing that at most, it's a half inch longer?

:-)

I was holding my phone, dick, and an old spice deodorant stick. I didn't really put much effort into framing it like I was measuring it.

You don't have to believe me. I don't really care. I know for a fact that my dick is 7.75" when it is hard.

It's hilarious that you're arguing with me about this.
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Originally Posted by KC native:
Yes, and my dick is longer.

It's 7.75" inches. I've measured it with a ruler before. I didn't have a ruler around for that.

You don't measure from your balls, silly!
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Originally Posted by ChiTown:

You don't measure from your balls, silly!

Exactly. Always measure from the asshole to sneak an extra couple of inches on them.

This thread absolutely reminds me of the 40-yard dash thread. Everyone running sub-5 40s. Hilarious.

In truth, less than 5% of the board, easy, can actually post that type of time. But, but, but...my HS coach. Yes, he fucking lied to you or was too stupid to use a stopwatch.
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Anyone else find it kind of odd that he kept it hard knowing he was posting it for a bunch dudes to see?
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Did he really post real pictures of his penis?
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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0:
Did he really post real pictures of his penis?

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There are like two active female posters on this website and KC Native just posted pictures of his erection on a message board to prove a point to random dudes making fun of him.

I love it
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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0:
There are like two active female posters on this website and KC Native just posted pictures of his erection on a message board to prove a point to random dudes making fun of him.

I love it

He wrote a note to you too.
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Originally Posted by Katipan:
He wrote a note to you too.

Hilarious. I don't even know how to take it!!!

I can't look at it now but I'm hoping someone turns it into a Fisty McTat stat!!
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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0:
There are like two active female posters on this website and KC Native just posted pictures of his erection on a message board to prove a point to random dudes making fun of him.

I love it

Hahahahahahahahahaha
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