In 1993 the Chiefs went into Buffalo and we watched helplessly as our favorite football team, the Kansas City Chiefs, dropped passes and got concussed and allowed counter trey barbarians to rape our women and pillage our BBQ establishments until nothing was left for us but a bunch of game manager bullshit for literal decades and we never got that close to the Super Bowl ever again until PATRICK FUCKING MAHOMES came to town and now he's here and now the stupid Bills are here and BABY it is time for some mother FUCKING...
THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP
THAT'S WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US
AND THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA GET BACK
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In a previous life, when we’d have gunships on station just dumping ordnance in run after run on bad guys, they’d call “Winchester” when they had no more rockets, out of rounds for their cannons, and their racks were empty.
I want Andy to go Winchester with the playbook. Just dump all bombs on these fools.
Yup. Drunk. I. Am. Hammered.
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