Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%

My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%

I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%

I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%

I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%

:-). The last few comments
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Getting closer to HOC membership.

Bring this shit home. Entertain us!
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Clean fights and dirty sex I say.
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:-) holy fuck this thread took off.
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What did you expect? You took a shot at Billay in the amount of time it takes Alex Smith to feel phantom pressure in the pocket.
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I think it was more due to donger and his wife's meat wallet.
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Alas, my wife suffers from post-marital gag reflex.

Sigh.
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I went by the gf's office today with some snacks because she has to get some year end work done...ended up getting blown in her office chair
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Go oooonnnnnnn!!!
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:-)
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New girlfriend is a freak in the sack.
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You got to give details or we'll assume she barks when she comes
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Details or GTFO.
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Does it concern you that she is a freak already? I mean somebody had to teach her. :-)
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Nope. Not at all
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