Tommykat told me she saw Endelt start drinking at 8AM one morning and was still going at 3AM the following morning. I'll never doubt his drinking ability. I could never do that on my best day. [Reply]
Originally Posted by cdcox:
Back in college we'd occasionally do a first-one-to-piss-loses contest. No penalty for losing, just a test of manhood.
We used to go to a bar that had $5 all you could drink, until someone pissed. It was actually pretty nasty because all the guys would just piss in bottles and the women all left early making it a sausage fest. [Reply]
Originally Posted by cdcox:
Back in college we'd occasionally do a first-one-to-piss-loses contest. No penalty for losing, just a test of manhood.
Fletcher: Your honor, would the court be willing to grant me a short bathroom break?
Judge: Can't it wait?
Fletcher: Yes it can. But I've heard that if you hold it you could damage the prostate gland, making it very difficult to get an erection, or even become aroused!
Judge: Is that true?
Fletcher: It has to be!
Judge: In that case I'd better take a quick break myself. [Reply]