I’m getting my world travelers mixed up on CP, my bad.
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I'm in Colorado.
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[puts on jet pack and flies to Cyprus]

Ta Daa
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Haha I'm glad a random post about a man playing pokémon with viruses caused this thread to get it's burst back. Too bad virus man wasn't there for Junior Siavii.
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Crave you beat your meat thinking about taking an imaginary chick to Madagascar?
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Crave : man if I could get a girlfriend, not the meth mouth down the street.
An ACTUAL girlfriend, and we could get out of this trailer park, oh man…. I’d be the man sooooo bad! God she’d want me more than anyone has ever wanted a guy with a sweet single wide. Taking her to Belize, where I can show EVERYONE how awesome I’d look with a girl by my side, again not the meth mouth from down the street, and the people would all be so jealous of me…. Oh God it would ….. be sooo….. damnit, I just came….. I bet my girlfriend would LOVE my premature ejaculation ….. and my Micropenis…. And my erectile dysfunction…. She’d love all of it!!!
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Why, she would crave Crave.
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Can I get a recap? (I know I can because y’all love wiring out cp drama)
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Get the popcorn, do we have a story for you!


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JFC what a stooge
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i've actually been to belize

i have the photos to prove it
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He doesn’t live off moms dime.
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His GF paid for it.
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I dig it, party on brotha!
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