The 10pm thread (archived) - Page 2085

The big anti-hijack thread.....
Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread.....

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldcloc...om.html?sort=2 see for yourself, it is ten o'clock somewhere.

Originally Posted by Bugeater:
WTF is going on here?

Joey is hitting the sauce pretty hard tonight....

I saw it all in a dream.

The other night I made out with this girl at the bar and the last couple days I've had a couple cold sores. I really hope that she didn't give me herpes. That would fucking suck.

Originally Posted by Buck:
The other night I made out with this girl at the bar and the last couple days I've had a couple cold sores. I really hope that she didn't give me herpes. That would ****ing suck.

You took her to Taco Bell didn"t you...

So you're just going to leave us hanging on how the Super Bowl goes?

Yeah I don't know if I should call her or not.

Originally Posted by Buck:
Yeah I don't know if I should call her or not.

Depends on if you want to confirm or contact more herpes. Your call dude.

Originally Posted by lewdog_5:
Depends on if you want to confirm or contact more herpes. Your call dude.

Maybe I should go to the doctors to see if I have the herp.

I like blow jobs, but not from chicks that have herpes mouth.

Originally Posted by Buck:
Maybe I should go to the doctors to see if I have the herp.

I like blow jobs, but not from chicks that have herpes mouth.

Do this. And watch where you dip your wick.

Damn kids.

It's not herpes if it's every where.

It's the early part of the fourth quarter of the MOTHERFUCKING SUPER BOWL SON and Matt Cassel is panting on the sideline. He just drove his offense 95 yards, 11 of those yards passing. Too bad the drive ended in an endzone INT. Jackie Battle can't believe it, 267 yards rushing on the night, and Matt's stupid 4 total picks and 2 fumbles have the game at 16-13, Giants winning.

Eli Manning and his offense work magic converting 3rd down after 3rd down and even a couple of 4th downs and running the clock down to 2:15 after being sacked on 2nd and goal by Tamba Hali, racking his third of the night.

Eli fakes a hand off on third down and pumps right, and then he his absolutely raped by Kelly Greeg and the ball pops loose for Sabby Pissybelly to swoop up for the recovery at the ten yard line.

Then after very poor QB play and clock management by the bum looking coach, KC finds themselves with no Timeouts and at their own 15 on fourth down with 9 seconds left to play.

Originally Posted by Dunit35:
It's not herpes if it's every where.

Well there is something called Oral Herpes Simplex Virus 1 which causes a herpes outbreak around the mouth that are like cold sores.

Cassel calls a twenty five purple green right hook hotdog man. His teammates are all, wtf?!?! because they've never heard of such a thing. Then Cassel calls hike and drops back deep. Then, like a majestic stallion, he weaves through the defense and runs 85 yards for the game winner.

KC wins the fucking superbowl. All is well.

Originally Posted by Dunit35:
It's not herpes if it's every where.

It's only on my mouth.

I don't know, I just shaved my face clean a couple days ago too for the first time so maybe it was just something with the razor, although I pulled a brand new one out of the bag that day.