It's the playoffs, so we know one thing for certain: Dan Sorensen will make an amazing play. Describe that play below. I will also provide a poll so you can pick each of the components to build your own Sorensen amazing play. [Reply]
Originally Posted by 65TPT:
Early second quarter. Everyone is covered ,so Josh takes off around the right side . He can see daylight for a big gain, but Dirty Dan takes a lesson from the Browns and jumps on Josh's back and puts him in a sleeper hold. Josh's daylight suddenly dims and they go down hard. Everyone thinks Josh has a concussion, and he gets taken to the locker room.
4th quarter 29 seconds left, Chiefs up by 2 and Bills have the ball, 2nd and goal at the 6yd line. Play action, Allen sweeps wide right, not a Chief player within 10y of him. He’s gonna make it in. But wait; some drunken Bills fan is standing in the corner end zone seats, he’s waving the 11” dildo he cornholed and smuggled into Arrowhead. This get Allen’s attention and he starts drooling, he’s at the 3yd line, he starts to slow down, the dildo is in the air heading right towards him. As it gets closer Josh drops the ball to grab the massive shit covered artificial cock from the air. He has it, he jams it into his mouth through the face guard, the same face guard he had custom made to allow entry of his favorite toy. The football is just rolling towards the sidelines....
Dirty Dan is the closest Chief, he knows if the ball goes out of bounds, the Bills kick a fg on the next play and he loses, he swoops the ball and goes 96 yards for the game icing score. The camera pans to the opposite end zone, where we see the rest of the Bills players have surrounded Allen, laying on the field with him, a complete frenzy, all of them trying to share the phallic offering they received. [Reply]
Putting together the pieces in the voting, it appears that on a fourth down play Dan will destroy a receiver simultaneously with the ball's arrival. It will be tipped in the air and intercepted by another Chief. [Reply]
Smacks Josh Allen after he takes off from the pocket to pick up a first down, forces a fumble, recovered by Sneed or Mathieu. Josh Allen shaken up. [Reply]
so it ended up being that 3rd and goal tackle at the 2 right before the half to force a field goal. . also getting in Diggs head with some strange trash talk and hand motions
Originally Posted by DTVietnam:
so it ended up being that 3rd and goal tackle at the 2 right before the half to force a field goal. . also getting in Diggs head with some strange trash talk and hand motions
What was Sorensen doing? I'm really curious. He seemed to be mimicking reading something, but what? The Bills' playbook? Tomorrow's newspaper about the Chiefs going to the Super Bowl? A news report describing how Sorensen forced Diggs out of bounds? [Reply]