It's the playoffs, so we know one thing for certain: Dan Sorensen will make an amazing play. Describe that play below. I will also provide a poll so you can pick each of the components to build your own Sorensen amazing play. [Reply]
Midway through the fourth quarter flying saucers will invade Kansas City.
One will position itself over Arrowhead, ready to destroy our Chiefs with it's giant death ray.
While the football game is still going on, Sorensen will get in a fighter jet (Thornhill is fine at safety) and ram himself into the death ray, sacrificing himself to destroy the evil alien invaders.
Meanwhile in the football game, there's five seconds left the and the Bills are down 4 at the Chiefs 10-yard line. Josh Allen scrambles towards the end zone and looks like he's about to score the game winning touchdown.
A chunk of the flying saucer will land on him, stopping him just short of the goal line.
It's 4th and 10 as the Bills are trying to mount a drive to tie the game in the final seconds. Dirty Dan hits the TE right as the ball arrives and deflects it all the way back to Josh Allen, who catches it and then attempts to run for the first down. He appears to have made it when Sorenson drills him and forces a fumble, which the Honey Badger scoops up and returns for a game clinching TD. [Reply]
Dirty dan is in a nickel formation josh allen take a five step drop think he got diggs open for a touchdown but the landlord Mathieu tipped the ball on single coverage with diggs and dirty dan grabs it and returns it all the way for a touchdown. [Reply]
Chiefs get the ball first and drive down the field for an easy touchdown. On the Bills' first play from scrimmage, Dirty Dan jumps on a Cole Beasley route and gets a pick six, completely demoralizing the Bills for the rest of the game. [Reply]
The Chiefs are rolling 62-0, Gehrig Dieter scores his 3rd TD of the game to make it 68-0, then Dirty Dan comes in to save Butkers leg and kicks the extra point to make it 69-0. [Reply]
Bills are attempting to score before half in a tight game. Josh Allen throws a shirt slant to Stefon Diggs. LJ Sneed wraps Diggs up short of the first down marker. Before the play is called dead, Dirty Dan runs in and elbows Diggs in the throat forcing Diggs to fumble. No flag.
Anthony Hitchens recovers the fumble deep in Bills territory. Mahomes hits Kelce for a TD to put the game out of reach early as the Chiefs coast to the Super Bowl. [Reply]
He has proven he is impossible to predict. This poll is obsolete and beneath him. The most unlikely, well timed, god guided, borderline illegal play that’s there to be made will involve #49. End of thread. [Reply]
Josh Allen drops back to pass. Sorensen comes in on a blitz. Allen steps to his right to avoid Chris Jones, and Sorensen blindsides him with a hit that makes the entire stadium gasp. Allen manages to nonetheless get the pass off to Diggs on a WR screen, but the ball has lost all velocity and is basically a pop fly. As Diggs goes up to catch it, L'Jarius Sneed drills him with the force of a Tesla truck. The ball flies into the air, bouncing off three Bills and two Chiefs as it caroms around. It hits the ground and everyone stops, assuming that it's an incomplete pass. Dan, noticing that it was indeed a backwards pass, picks up the ball and runs into the end zone. The refs signal a touchdown. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Josh Allen drops back to pass. Sorensen comes in on a blitz. Allen steps to his right to avoid Chris Jones, and Sorensen blindsides him with a hit that makes the entire stadium gasp. Allen manages to nonetheless get the pass off to Diggs on a WR screen, but the ball has lost all velocity and is basically a pop fly. As Diggs goes up to catch it, L'Jarius Sneed drills him with the force of a Tesla truck. The ball flies into the air, bouncing off three Bills and two Chiefs as it caroms around. It hits the ground and everyone stops, assuming that it's an incomplete pass. Dan, noticing that it was indeed a backwards pass, picks up the ball and runs into the end zone. The refs signal a touchdown.
Then Dan has an orgy with the cheerleaders on the field!!! [Reply]