Nasty nut gonna snipe your ass, Hammock
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Any person other than Clay is not the right answer. Dude killed it last postseason, and he shall again bring us VICTORY!!
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Bugeater has offered me his protection.
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No, you are fucking wrong. The server keeps updated to correct time using NTP.
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The Trivia King is one of the best, but the AFC Championship and Super Bowl are reserved for Clay
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I thought this had been decided long ago. It’s Clay. He’s perfect in championship games. Why would we fuck with that ?
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What kind of Mod are you?


Better be Clay
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Clay said she would.
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DONT FUCKING DO IT!!!
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I'm only one of them. And I'm a n00b one at that...
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It doesn't matter what any of you cockbites try to do.

You post anything with fucking asterisks in the title and Bugeater does THIS


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Just be ready at midnight this time goddamnit.
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Wait...what? We're not allowed to do that?
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Clay is doing it!! Please have it all ready tho and typed out so as soon at 12 hits it posts.
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So, just go into the console around 11:45 CST and write a script to disable the ability to post threads for everyone except for HP. Compile/build your source code, upload it to the server, and run the batch job.

You'll need to configure the ports and check your TCP/IP settings before then, of course, and if you don't know the SQL password, just use the backdoor.

Let HP create his post, then back out your changes and of course make backups before and after just in case.

And it goes without saying, do not under any circumstances.... eh, what am I saying, you've trained for this, I'm just rambling at this point.

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