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Nzoner's Game Room>Which CPer would you marry? Fuck? Kill??
carcosa 08:06 PM 04-19-2021
Okay, so imagine freaking Jigsaw from the SAW movies has trapped you in a room. He says you can only get out if you commit three sickening acts:

1. Marry a ChiefsPlanet member
2. Fuck a ChiefsPlanet member (by having sex with them)
3. Kill a ChiefsPlanet member (by killing them)

Who would you choose for each sickening act? You must choose a different CPer for each.

And if you'd like to elaborate, what would the ceremony be like? How would you do the killing? And what would your fuck style be?

I would marry simply red, fuck jjchieffan, and kill myself after experiencing the unparalleled ecstasy of sex with jj!

Okay have fun!
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smithandrew051 02:27 PM 04-21-2021
Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi:
Okay now this is an epic post!!!
Top 10 post all time IMO.

Very insightful and informative.
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AdolfOliverBush 04-21-2021, 02:34 PM
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LiveSteam 02:51 PM 04-21-2021
Originally Posted by Pawnmower:
MIC'D UP - Vocaroo style



https://voca.ro/1iixo97xlIf7



View on Vocaroo >>





[Older, dignified southern slightly grumpy southern guy who is angered by "low class"

humor on a message board. Scene 1 take 1, readthrough]
:-)
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Titty Meat 03:35 PM 04-21-2021
Fuck: Clay
Marry: Dane because he has money
Kill: Prison Bitch with my bare hands
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ThaVirus 03:51 PM 04-21-2021
Originally Posted by Pawnmower:
MIC'D UP - Vocaroo style



https://voca.ro/1iixo97xlIf7



View on Vocaroo >>



[Older, dignified southern slightly grumpy southern guy who is angered by "low class"

humor on a message board. Scene 1 take 1, readthrough]

You have a great voice. In another life you'd have made a great radio guy.
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carcosa 03:59 PM 04-21-2021
Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi:
Okay now this is an epic post!!!
Thank u!!!!
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carcosa 04:00 PM 04-21-2021
Originally Posted by smithandrew051:
Top 10 post all time IMO.

Very insightful and informative.
I'm flattered!!!
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Jewish Rabbi 04:14 PM 04-21-2021
Originally Posted by smithandrew051:
Top 10 post all time IMO.

Very insightful and informative.
Straight to the point too!!!
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duncan_idaho 06:54 PM 04-21-2021
I would
Fuck: cntrygal (like Mahomes to the Bills’ defense)

Marry: Dane (I want that Cali life)

Kill: BEP (world would be a better place if she wasn’t in it)
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wazu 10:39 PM 04-21-2021
Originally Posted by duncan_idaho:
I would
Fuck: cntrygal (like Mahomes to the Bills’ defense)

Marry: Dane (I want that Cali life)

Kill: BEP (world would be a better place if she wasn’t in it)
What?! How is the world better without BEP?
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eDave 10:52 PM 04-21-2021
Originally Posted by wazu:
What?! How is the world better without BEP?
Right? When that trash dies nobody will notice or care.
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crazycoffey 11:27 PM 04-21-2021
Originally Posted by Katipan:
He's not wrong.
I’ve always thought you’d be fun in bed.....

No offense.
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crazycoffey 11:28 PM 04-21-2021
Originally Posted by Donger:
I'd like clarification on "then bangs your brains out." Is that rigorous coitus, or you hitting my head (presumably with some object) until parts of my brain are expelled from my head?
I’ve always thought you’d be great in bed too.....


I have beautiful nipples.....
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eDave 11:29 PM 04-21-2021
Originally Posted by crazycoffey:
I’ve always thought you’d be fun in bed.....

No offense.
Most times, it's up to you.
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crazycoffey 11:31 PM 04-21-2021
Originally Posted by eDave:
Most times, it's up to you.
Oh, I’m great in bed, ask your sisters.....
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eDave 11:31 PM 04-21-2021
Originally Posted by crazycoffey:
Oh, I’m great in bed, ask your sisters.....
My sister (singular) is gross.
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