Congrats, and I wish you all the best. I'm not a regular poster (my ex wife would say I'm not a regular anything) but I feel from my lurking that I know you, so I wish you and your beautiful wife all the best!
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dibs on her sister
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Roy, congrats dude. She's pretty hot. It don't get any better than that. You make sure you treat her right and she'll treat you right. Best of luck, buddy.
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Hey, she's really pretty. You're a lucky man.
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Congratualtions on your marriage. Much sex to you.
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that's not entirely true...

i like the little shit, even when he's acting like a pita...

he's come a long long ways from the old days...

and i'm damned proud of him...

now gc's remarks about roy's marriage/spouse are inappropiate, and the way he treats luv pisses me off...

but everyone here is entitled to their opinion and there's no reason that gochiefs can't express his opinion freely, just like all the other [redacted]s around here can and do express theirs...

i think YOU don't like him, but there are others who do regard him as a valuable asset to this community...

btw, what makes you think that you speak for everybody on the ****ing planet?

you sure as shit don't speak for me...

you're just an older version of the schoolyard bully, still trying to throw your weight around the playground and be somebody...

without all those posts and the rep power that goes with it, you would be just another annoying asshole whining for attention...

so go ahead and take my green boxes, i really don't give a shit about who or what you think you are or how valuable an asset you think you are to the community...

in short, i think you suck... :-) :-) :-)

btw, afaics the community continued to function just fine without you while you were "gone" and not posting...

maybe you should start another 100 post thread, it might make you feel better since making 100 post threads is so damned important to you...
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:-)

Congats III!

I'm happy for you man...!
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Let's see, it's been roughly 72 hours now right? Is the honeymoon over?

Poor miserable bastard you have no idea what you're in for.

Say goodbye to sex, a wasteline, hairline, fun, whiskey & beer, steak, football, your balls, your opinion, your self confidence, damn near every straight friend you had, golf, your baseball card collection, your porn collection, care-free apartment life, your truck with the bitchin sound system, your favorite pair of jeans (no way in hell she lets you wear them again), Saturday afternoon naps, Action Movies, your closet and last but certainly not least, Felatio.

Say hello to the vacuum cleaner, Pledge, Rosey Palm, insecurity, wine & champagne spritzers, salad, the ballet, Cunnilinges (not because you want to), shopping, agony, your mother-in-law, defeat, bitching, the female menstraul cycle, Antiquing, B&B's, nodding your head to the inane mumbling and squabbling coming from her mouth, honey-do's, a minivan, a house payment, Saturday afternoon housecleaning, Romantic Comedies, lay-a-way, Christmas shopping for some woman you don't even know and are fairly certain she doesn't even like and last but not least the crushing credit card debt that accompanies her wardrobe.

Best of luck, you kids will do great and to you on your honeymoon I dedicate this beautiful song by Billy Joel: "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant".
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omg!

i was right, you were a schoolyard bully...

you haven't changed much since then, have you?
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:-)
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You really need a hug.
Or Jesus.
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ditto for me...

best of luck to you both... :-) :-) :-)
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Congrats royr
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My my, aren't we bitter? Would you care to tell me what spawned this response?
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wow, marriage is really different for me.
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