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scho63 05:36 PM 02-24-2012
I saw a photo the other day of Jessica Simpson. SHE IS HUGE! Her knockers look like they are a 44GGG and could nurse the entire Chiefs Planet family......

Ahh the glow of motherhood
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scho63 06:57 PM 03-27-2012
Originally Posted by mcaj22:
who is that guy shes with

is that the bozo that was in the NFL for like a quick minute and was a TE on the 49ers. And then just quit
Yes Eric Johnson
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Lonewolf Ed 07:08 PM 03-27-2012
Originally Posted by scho63:
Updated photo of Jessica Blimp-son

:-)

She is ruined......
And people say she is stupid, but look at her boots. She is prepared for when her water breaks!
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scho63 08:32 PM 04-26-2012
Jessica Simpson update-still pregnant and still growing. I will also post a Jessica BP picture (Before Pregnancy) to remind us how naturally hot she was, just like Kate Upton today...
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scho63 08:32 PM 04-26-2012
When she was FAP material....
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luv 10:34 AM 05-01-2012
http://todayentertainment.today.msnb...well-drew?lite

Jessica Simpson gives birth to baby girl Maxwell Drew
By Us Weekly

Jessica Simpson gave birth to a baby girl, Maxwell Drew Johnson, in L.A. Tuesday morning, Us Weekly can confirm. This is her first child with fiance Eric Johnson. According to a source, little Maxwell (she takes her middle name from her maternal grandmother, Tina Simpson, whose maiden name is Drew) weighed in a 9 lbs. 13 ounces.

After just six months of dating, Simpson, 31, and Johnson, 32, got engaged in November 2010. The pair -- who have yet to set a wedding date -- had planned to hold off on making it official until after their baby's arrival. Rushing down the aisle isn't a priority for the star and her former NFL player beau, anyway; during a March appearance on Jimmy Kimmel's show, Simpson told the host that Johnson "feels like my husband already."

The Texas native was previously married to Nick Lachey from 2002 until their separation in 2005. (The duo famously documented their life together for MTV's hit reality show, "Newlyweds.") Following her divorce from Lachey, the "Dukes of Hazzard" actress dated Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo from 2007 to 2009. In 2011, both Lachey and Romo tied the knot with their current flames; Romo's wife, Candace Crawford, gave birth to a baby boy Hawkins on April 9, and Lachey's spouse, Vanessa Lachey, is currently expecting the couple's first child.

Simpson first shared her own happy pregnancy news with the world on Twitter last Halloween. Tweeting a photo of her wrapped in a mummy costume, she wrote, "It's true! I am going to be a mummy!" Since then, the "Fashion Star" mentor and Johnson have been counting down the days 'til their little one's arrival. In December, Simpson opened up to Us Weekly about her excitement for "mummy"-hood.

"Eric and I love each other so much, and knowing that I love this baby inside of me is so amazing -- I love it so much and I haven't even met them yet," Simpson gushed. "I can't imagine how much love we'll have for it once it finally comes!"

As her due date approached, the bubbly, uninhibited singer spoke candidly about the not-so-pretty parts of pregnancy, dishing on her strange cravings (buttered Pop Tarts!) and embarrassing physical traits ("I just started calling myself Swamp Ass," Simpson told Jay Leno of sweating through her maternity Spanx.) Among the most outrageous? During a March interview on "Jimmy Kimmel Live," Simpson made even seasoned comedian Kimmel blush when she admitted, "I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah. Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks, it will be like a fire hydrant!" And speaking to Ryan Seacrest in an appearance on his radio show last month, the fashion designer opened up about her third-trimester sex drive. "I am definitely 'feeling intimate,'" Simpson told the host. "I'm kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!"
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philfree 10:47 AM 05-01-2012
Good for her.

Making fun of pregnant women. Really?
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Munson 10:51 AM 05-01-2012
Originally Posted by luv:
http://todayentertainment.today.msnb...well-drew?lite

Jessica Simpson gives birth to baby girl Maxwell Drew
Why would anybody name a baby girl Maxwell?:-)
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luv 10:54 AM 05-01-2012
Originally Posted by Munson:
Why would anybody name a baby girl Maxwell?:-)
Yeah, I read the name and thought maybe they misprinted girl instead of boy. Maxwell Drew doesn't really sound like a unisex name.
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Scaga 10:59 AM 05-01-2012
That kid is going to breast feed until it's 12-13 years old.
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scho63 11:27 AM 05-01-2012
Originally Posted by Scaga:
That kid is going to breast feed until it's 12-13 years old.
:-)

Big baby nearly 10 lbs but just like all celebrities she gives the girl a really dumb name.....MAXWELL DREW

WTF????
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Pasta Giant Meatball 11:34 AM 05-01-2012
Originally Posted by Scaga:
That kid is going to breast feed until it's 12-13 years old.
He'll run around shouting I want to see the little man fly!!!!!!!
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RockChalk 12:42 PM 05-01-2012
A friend of mine tweeted this earlier today...

Originally Posted by :
Jessica Simpson ate so much while pregnant when her water broke this morning it had already turned into gravy!

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Dave Lane 01:20 PM 05-01-2012
Buttered Poptarts in the nuke for like 15 seconds rock...
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tooge 01:51 PM 05-01-2012
i'd hit it but I wouldn't tell anyone about it
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ghak99 09:00 PM 06-22-2012



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