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scho63 05:36 PM 02-24-2012
I saw a photo the other day of Jessica Simpson. SHE IS HUGE! Her knockers look like they are a 44GGG and could nurse the entire Chiefs Planet family......

Ahh the glow of motherhood
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ForeverChiefs58 10:01 AM 06-23-2012
I heard on the radio the other day she is now coming out with her own line of maternity clothes.

She also just signed a $4 million Weight Watchers deal. Crazy since I am sure her personal trainers will be the ones actually getting her to lose the weight.

She should use some of that money to upgrade her photoshop or pay someone to put her makeup on before being involved in any photos.

She took a picture of herself with this caption:

Just taking a walk around the block... Street legal???


:-):-)
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Mr. Laz 10:21 AM 06-23-2012
Originally Posted by ghak99:
wow, look at those huge rolls.

she might lose weight but i'm not sure she'll ever be able to get rid of rolls of skin etc.

tis sad really ... she was so munchable
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Mr. Laz 10:40 AM 06-23-2012
to cleanse the palate



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ThaVirus 11:41 AM 06-23-2012
Wow, she looks absolutely nothing like she did in her skinnier days..
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Bowser 11:46 AM 06-23-2012
She'll lose the weight. She has too much money and too many people to help her get there, and then everyone will want to give her a jump again.
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whoman69 11:47 AM 06-23-2012
Tony Romo got out in time. He can look at the pics from the sexier days and say, "I hit that." If she gets back to that form, she would be on my bang bucket list.
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scho63 11:52 AM 06-23-2012
Originally Posted by ForeverChiefs58:
She took a picture of herself with this caption:

Just taking a walk around the block... Street legal???


:-):-)
:-)

You beat me to the punch. I downloaded this photo to do the same thing except I was going to talk about the fact her kid will be eating for a lifetime off those juggs and hopefully she won't drown in a sea of milk.

Those are gargantuan!
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ThaVirus 12:03 PM 06-23-2012
For the record, I still would.
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Munson 12:09 PM 06-23-2012
I would motorboat the sh*t out of her.

And I'd still hit it. She'll lose the weight soon enough.
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dilligaf 12:21 PM 06-23-2012
Originally Posted by Munson:
I would motorboat the sh*t out of her.

And I'd still hit it. She'll lose the weight soon enough.
Me too
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ForeverChiefs58 12:46 PM 06-23-2012
Originally Posted by scho63:
:-)

You beat me to the punch. I downloaded this photo to do the same thing except I was going to talk about the fact her kid will be eating for a lifetime off those juggs and hopefully she won't drown in a sea of milk.

Those are gargantuan!
Hard to find jugs that big at a wholesale club. You don't see tits that would dwarf a 10 pound baby very often from someone that used to rock daisy dukes.

Not sure what happened to Jessica Simpson, but I think Kristie Alley is posing as her and may have just mistakenly took her as a giant blonde haired twinkie and ate her.
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ForeverChiefs58 01:03 PM 06-23-2012
She is pretty simular to the Nicole Eggert story:

From this:






To this:




She may have lost some weight now, but is shell of former self

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MIAdragon 02:11 PM 06-23-2012
Thats called getting older.
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whoman69 02:14 PM 06-23-2012
I think gay guys would look at this and say, "Sure, I'll try it once."


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Hammock Parties 02:27 PM 06-23-2012
Originally Posted by MIAdragon:
Thats called getting older.
No it's not.

It's called not giving a shit about your diet.
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