My father recently came into a buttload of cash from gambling on your Kansas City Chiefs in the super bowl. We are adding one attraction to heaven with the excess funds. Help us decide what to add! Amen. [Reply]
You have to give up..."In the morning your server awakens you with oral pleasure, a mimosa and brunch, and then you select your favorite movie in which they star, and you watch it together."
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Then I cast my vote for your scenario, with one amendment: there are two lottery servers for every table.
Originally Posted by lewdog:
What was the name of your pet dinosaur?
/jjjchiefs
As a guy who has played Ark Survival for years, I name a lot of them Mahomes. A lot of people name their T-Rex's "Rex Offender" but Rex's aren't used in PVP. it's all about the Giganotosaurus for PVP and people go with Gigabyte and a lot of them name them REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE so when they kill someone with it, it pops up you were killed by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [Reply]
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
I want something that isn't available on earth. You need to give me a reason to come to heaven.
I know that your dad can create life AT WILL so I want you to create a restaurant where the most famous actresses of all time serve the patrons dinner and drinks.
You enter a height, hair color and decade of choice for your server in the restaurant lobby, and they are chosen at random after entering that criteria.
For instance, if you want to be served by Carrie Fisher, you would roll the dice with "5-1, brunette, 1980s."
When your sit down, you are presented with your lottery server, and you can then select her attire based on her movie career. For instance, if you won Carrie Fisher you could select "ceremonial gown and necklace," "hoth jumpsuit," "cloud city formal," "metal bikini," "endor camo" or "ewok native dress."
As this is a classy establishment, absolutely NO nude servers will be permitted.
You can see the rest of the tables in the same area, so as to increase your entertainment value.
After you are served dinner and drinks, your server will join you for dessert and conversation, and then she will escort you to a private room for an evening of passionate sex.
In the morning your server awakens you with oral pleasure, a mimosa and brunch, and then you select your favorite movie in which they star, and you watch it together.
but if you pick someone who gets picked a lot...are you getting a fresh server? Or one that's working the second of a double? [Reply]
Originally Posted by tatorhog:
but if you pick someone who gets picked a lot...are you getting a fresh server? Or one that's working the second of a double?
The selections are random based on the loose criteria.
Get there early and ensure you have a shot at Carrie Fisher before someone else gets her! [Reply]
Originally Posted by Couch-Potato:
Is there a deeper joke here that is going over my head or is this what people are calling entertainment now in 2020?
I'm taking it seriously because I can't prove that it's not really Jesus who started the poll. [Reply]
