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Pablo 01:59 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
:-)

The worst is when you've hit the point of no return and they zoom in on the guy's face simultaneously. You're forced to just close your eyes and imagine or try and skip forward to a point where they're showing the chick again but it's usually too late at that point.

Talk about ruining a good nut..
You gotta pay to play the game.

:-)
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KC native 02:07 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
:-)

The worst is when you've hit the point of no return and they zoom in on the guy's face simultaneously. You're forced to just close your eyes and imagine or try and skip forward to a point where they're showing the chick again but it's usually too late at that point.

Talk about ruining a good nut..
:-)
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Nzoner 02:06 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by TimBone:

What I dont understand though, is why they would EVER show the dudes face. Ive been knee deep on a jerk session, focusing on a hot chick taking the D like a champ, and all of a sudden the camera pans away from the girl and gives a full camera shot of the guy. Completely ruined it for me. Couldnt even finish.
This is why you should always watch first before jerking,you find a scene/spot that you really like then rewind a bit and commence. :-)
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Pablo 02:09 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by Nzoner:
This is why you should always watch first before jerking,you find a scene/spot that you really like then rewind a bit and commence. :-)
This is a good strategy.
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Bugeater 02:10 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by Nzoner:
This is why you should always watch first before jerking,you find a scene/spot that you really like then rewind a bit and commence. :-)
This is exactly what I was going to say, you always preview the porn first.

Fucking amateurs. :-)
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Nzoner 02:15 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by Baconeater:
This is exactly what I was going to say, you always preview the porn first.

****ing amateurs. :-)
Speaking of amateurs,amateur porn can be the worst.
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KC native 02:12 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by Nzoner:
This is why you should always watch first before jerking,you find a scene/spot that you really like then rewind a bit and commence. :-)
This is expert level advice here.
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Nzoner 02:18 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by KC native:
This is expert level advice here.
Something new to add to Rainman's thread of why people come to me :-)
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Pepe Silvia 07:48 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by TimBone:
:-)

As gay as it sounds, I need the dick in my porn as well.

What I dont understand though, is why they would EVER show the dudes face. Ive been knee deep on a jerk session, focusing on a hot chick taking the D like a champ, and all of a sudden the camera pans away from the girl and gives a full camera shot of the guy. Completely ruined it for me. Couldnt even finish.
I know wtf. :-) It's like you don't want to see the dick but yet you want it to be there.
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Katipan 07:57 PM 03-04-2015
I'm only one woman, but I'm holding a #2 pencil right now...

...

It would take me 2 1/2 hands to cover the whole thing.

...

So um...

Sure guys.
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srvy 08:05 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by PackerinMo:
I know wtf. :-) It's like you don't want to see the dick but yet you want it to be there.
I make my own porn!

And by myself to!
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TimBone 08:11 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by srvy:
I make my own porn!

And by myself to!
Please pm proof to Hootie.
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Baby Lee 06:46 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by Pablo:
Porn is penetration! I tend to agree. I don't want to just watch two girls swapping saliva on their south-mouths. That doesn't really do it for me. I need some jackhammer action.
Nah, I'm fine with the two girls making out and letting their hands wander, or the one girl rubbing herself down.

Eating at the Y, like dicks suckery before it, has gotten entirely too spitty and drooly of late.
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Hootie 01:30 PM 03-04-2015
at least we can be honest about it
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Pablo 01:32 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0:
at least we can be honest about it
Just like I was honest about my 7 5/8" penis and 375 lb. bench.
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