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BWillie 06:49 PM 08-17-2017
Worst movie of All-Time nominees.
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Coochie liquor 02:30 PM 08-18-2017
The Big Year with Steve Martin and Jack Black was fucking terrible. I mean like John Elway drafting offensive players terrible.

Also the last Underworld movie was ridiculously bad. Like everything about it sucked.

About Schmitt
And also The Pledge was a decent movie, but the end totally killed it. How the fuck you gonna end a movie like that?
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Frazod 02:30 PM 08-18-2017
Originally Posted by Buehler445:
The other thing that isn't represented here are shit love movies. My wife made me watch a few that are pretty abysmal. I couldn't name one, but they do exist.

One I do remember was Bend it like Beckham. I don't remember much about it other than it wouldn't end. Ever. And I was fully willing to chew through my arm to get away.
I remember being forced to sit through Steel Magnolias. Not even Dolly Parton's rack could save that one.

The things we do to get laid..... :-)
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underEJ 03:21 PM 08-18-2017
I have to join in with the Dick Tracy votes.

There are tons of movies I haven't enjoyed, even loathe, but I can recognize that my personal enjoyment is not actually a rating category in the Worst movie of all time pageant. I can also ignore shitty movies that were produced as B or tv/straight to video because there were no expectations of quality in the making.

If I remove my own subjective preferences and look just at the expectations of quality versus the actual quality of the result, then there is no question, the largest gap belongs to Dick Tracy.
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BlackHelicopters 03:32 PM 08-18-2017
Road House.
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vailpass 03:46 PM 08-18-2017
Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop:
Road House.
Oh no you did not.


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mr. tegu 03:50 PM 08-18-2017
Gods of Egypt was awful.
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mr. tegu 03:53 PM 08-18-2017
Originally Posted by Frazod:
I didn't see it in the theater, so at least there's that. The ending made me want to beat the shit out of somebody.

I love critically acclaimed movies that are utter dogshit. This turd and The Thin Red Line immediately come to mind. And I had to pretty much be physically restrained from leaving the theater during Moonstruck.
This reminds of another terrible movie that was critically acclaimed. Birdman.
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notorious 03:56 PM 08-18-2017

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BlackHelicopters 03:56 PM 08-18-2017
Originally Posted by vailpass:
Oh no you did not.

Pain don't hurt.
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New World Order 03:57 PM 08-18-2017
American Beauty
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vailpass 03:59 PM 08-18-2017
Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop:
Pain don't hurt.
:-)
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MarkDavis'Haircut 04:09 PM 08-18-2017
The Santa Clause 3 was not worth paying movie theater money.
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Fish 04:11 PM 08-18-2017
Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop:
Road House.
I'll fight you. After you get out of the hospital...
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Frazod 06:23 PM 08-18-2017
Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop:
Road House.
Heh. It's a fun guilty pleasure movie. It was on a couple of months ago and I watched it. Hadn't seen it in years.

The idea that there's some great national brotherhood of bouncers so entrenched that even hicks at a podunk Missouri bar would know of their superstars is even less likely than the assassins' neutral ground hotel in John Wick.

Still, it's fun. I can't imagine it would have worked with anybody other than Swayze and Elliot in the leads, though.
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Frazod 06:26 PM 08-18-2017
Originally Posted by mr. tegu:
This reminds of another terrible movie that was critically acclaimed. Birdman.
Never saw that one.
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