Kill Bill
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
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Starship Troopers (which is actually somewhat entertaining in a trainwreck sort of way, but it was utterly horrifying to see in the theater as a longtime Heinlein fan) [Reply]
Envy, with Jack Black and Ben Stiller. I didn't chuckle once but thought something was going be funny in it so I stayed throughout not wanting get up to go to the bathroom. Even the dead horse floating down the river wasn't funny & that's where all the "poo" went that VaPooRize spray can to clean up dog poop & make it disappear.
Movie fucking sucked.
It could have been funny for a SNL skit but not funny movie. [Reply]
Originally Posted by TambaBerry:
No Country for Old Men
This movie was the only movie ive ever seen in the theaters that I wanted to get up and walk out on. It was awful, then everyone else loved it and it won a lot of awards and I was shocked.
Count me in on this one. And just because I am a glutton for punishment I watched it twice. The second time was fairly recent. I thought with as good as it was reviewed maybe I missed it the first time.
Originally Posted by BWillie:
Ohhhh, I can't believe I forgot. But the last Furious 7 or whatever that Paul Walker was in. Holy fuck that was bad. Now almost all of them are bad except for the 1st one, but Furious 7 some how got tons of great reviews so I went to see it. Huge mistake.
Oh hell. Those movies all have to be up there. I watched the fire one. It actually had some character development. Second one looked like trash so I didn't bother. I don't know which one I saw a part of but they were dragging around a safe with mustangs. God it was shiterrible. I wanted to gouge my eyes out with a stick. Mother of god it was terrible.
Originally Posted by vailpass:
The I Robot trilogy is a sci-fi gold standard. That abortion of a movie veered so far off course they shouldn't have been allowed to use that title.
Glad you got something out of it though.
I didn't even know it was a book series. I may have to look it up. [Reply]
The other thing that isn't represented here are shit love movies. My wife made me watch a few that are pretty abysmal. I couldn't name one, but they do exist.
One I do remember was Bend it like Beckham. I don't remember much about it other than it wouldn't end. Ever. And I was fully willing to chew through my arm to get away. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Buehler445:
Oh hell. Those movies all have to be up there. I watched the fire one. It actually had some character development. Second one looked like trash so I didn't bother. I don't know which one I saw a part of but they were dragging around a safe with mustangs. God it was shiterrible. I wanted to gouge my eyes out with a stick. Mother of god it was terrible.
I didn't even know it was a book series. I may have to look it up.
It's old school Assimov bro from back when sci-fi predicted the future. Still a good read to this day if you're into the genre. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Buehler445:
The other thing that isn't represented here are shit love movies. My wife made me watch a few that are pretty abysmal. I couldn't name one, but they do exist.
One I do remember was Bend it like Beckham. I don't remember much about it other than it wouldn't end. Ever. And I was fully willing to chew through my arm to get away.
I have daughters so maybe my senses have been dulled by more than my share of girly, romantic movies, but I thought Bend It Like Beckham was ok. [Reply]
