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Hall of Classics>The Declaration Of Independence, MO - The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel
Hammock Parties 02:57 AM 07-21-2012
The Declaration Of Independence, MO


The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel


When in the course of football events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the fandom bands which have connected them with a Quarterback, and to assume among the Powers of the NFL, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Football and of the NFL's Goodell entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Quarterbacks are not created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain Unalienable Talents, that among these are Arm Strength, Accuracy and the Pursuit of Championships.

That to secure these talents, Quarterbacks are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the Consent of the Fanbase, That whenever any Form of Quarterback becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Quarterbacks, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Attendance At Arrowhead and Hope For A Championship.

Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Quarterbacks Long Established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably The Same Offense evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to Throw Off Such Quarterbacks, and to provide new Guards (however, neither left nor right) for their Future Rooting Interests.

Such has been the patient sufferance of these Chiefs Fans; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Offense. The history of the present Quarterback is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an Absolute Run-First Offense over the State of Missouri.


To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.


Cassel 3:16


Spoiler!


Playoff Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!


Winning Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!


Cassel Lacks Deep Passing Ability


Spoiler!


Cassel Makes Offensive Linemen Worse


Spoiler!


Cassel Struggles Against Good Defenses At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!


Cassel Struggles Against Elite Quarterbacks At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!



We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of Chiefs Fans, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme GM of Arrowhead for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Chiefs, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Chiefs fans are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent of Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel.

That they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Patriot Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of New England, is and ought to be totally dissolved.

And that as Free and Independent Chiefs Fans, they have full Power to levy Boos, conclude Peace, contract Alliances with Dwayne Bowe, establish Commerce with Top Five Picks, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent Fans may of right do.

And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Playoff Fortunes and our Sacred Fandom.


SIGN BELOW


This post made possible by SNR, Coogs and
The Gang Of 14.
Statistics compiled by ESPN, PFF and PFR

Dedicated to 'Hamas' Jenkins, our Patrick Henry, who said "Give Me Sanchez, Or Give Me Death."









For further details, please review
The Pioli Facts.

The Declaration has been updated with statistics from 2012 and FINALIZED. Remove Matt Cassel from Kansas City. FOREVER.

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Dayze 06:55 PM 11-14-2012
lol*JFC.

Pioli has literally done nothing right.
[Reply]
Frosty 06:56 PM 11-14-2012
Originally Posted by PGM:
What a complete piece of shit.
You're insulting shit when you say that.
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Sorter 06:58 PM 11-14-2012
:-):-)
Originally Posted by Frosty:
You're insulting shit when you say that.

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Hammock Parties 07:16 PM 11-14-2012
Cassel blamed his INT on the DL tipping the pass. 45-second mark. ASSHOLE.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media-center...0-c552c91323f8
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NJChiefsFan 07:48 PM 11-14-2012
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning:
Pro Football Focus really brings things into...Focus...

Cliffs: Cassel is the lowest rated QB in the league when given 2.6 seconds or more to throw.

And 9 points below 2nd to last as well.

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning:
Cassel blamed his INT on the DL tipping the pass. 45-second mark. ASSHOLE.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media-center...0-c552c91323f8
Crennel just handed him that excuse on a silver platter. What a fucking cunt-nugget.
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Hammock Parties 07:51 PM 11-14-2012
That chart also shows that only 4 guys have had more time to throw basically. Cassel has had 2.6 seconds or more on 54.4 percent of his dropbacks.

But we need a new OL!
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NJChiefsFan 07:57 PM 11-14-2012
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning:
That chart also shows that only 4 guys have had more time to throw basically. Cassel has had 2.6 seconds or more on 54.4 percent of his dropbacks.

But we need a new OL!
Hadn't the Oline been in the top 5 on PFF for the year up until recently?
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notorious 08:02 PM 11-14-2012
That chart might drive me to start drowning kittens.
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Hammock Parties 08:12 PM 11-14-2012
Originally Posted by NJChiefsFan:
Hadn't the Oline been in the top 5 on PFF for the year up until recently?
They've been top 10 2 years in a row in pass protection.

The only issue with this line is Jeff Allen, and he had his best game Monday night.
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Priest31kc 08:34 PM 11-14-2012
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning:
Pro Football Focus really brings things into...Focus...

Cliffs: Cassel is the lowest rated QB in the league when given 2.6 seconds or more to throw.

Easy to see, this just proves it.
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whoman69 08:57 PM 11-14-2012
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning:
Cassel blamed his INT on the DL tipping the pass. 45-second mark. ASSHOLE.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media-center...0-c552c91323f8
Looks like we need a new gif on the INT to prove him wrong.
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Tribal Warfare 06:56 PM 11-15-2012

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Hammock Parties 07:00 PM 11-15-2012
lol @ a 1-8 team saying they took a step in the right direction.

Fucking heads up their asses.
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Hammock Parties 12:35 AM 11-16-2012
Look how terrible Matt is at quarterbacking. He could easily hit Hillis for a first down. Instead he's nearly picked. Matt, you dumbass.


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Hammock Parties 12:58 AM 11-16-2012
roflcopter


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