2 Things.

1. Are you married?

2. Worthless w/out Pics
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1. Faithfully for over 15yrs

2. I'm not sure that the better shot wouldn't have been the look on my face.
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the best shot would've been on her face.
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Also, hopefully there's another barber chair available.
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Eeeeeeewwwwww! /luv
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For your sake, ChiTown, I hope that isn't the only chair.

Dried jizz near your fly is one thing, but dried jizz on the back of your pants may draw unwanted attention.
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If you do go to that appointment...I triple dog dare you to carry in a can of


and wipe off the chair before sitting down.

It'll make her feel like an


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i doubt he has a fleshlight
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Well did she at least turn down the music afterwards?
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That is what I call a sticky situation.
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Sounds to me like you're getting free haircuts for life dude. I'd also have them throw in some massages etc....
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You could get some quality entertainment, and free haircuts out of this one.

She's the one that should feel out of place and shitty about this, not you.

Lock the door, dumbass.
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This is what cameraphones are for.
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No doubt, I would just go there with a big ass smile on my face, after getting the haircut - shampoo etc, load up on hair styling product. When she gives you a bill, smile and say "Yeah...I don't think so."
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please do this
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