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Mephistopheles Janx 09:11 PM 11-18-2020
This was the TP isle in Walmart about an hour ago...



Thinking about getting a bidet attachment but I'm not sure as to just how well they clean you up back there. For the amount I spend on 3 packages of TP (Charmin Strong 9 pack) I could get an "entry" model bidet attachment.

With people losing their fucking minds again, WHY TOILET PAPER?!?!?!?, it seem like it might be a wise investment. Never mind that I'm on a septic tank and the thought of less paper going in there is even more appealing.
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Buehler445 10:49 PM 11-19-2020
Originally Posted by wazu:
I mean, think about it...would you attempt to wash your hands without using water?
LOL

My wife teaches first grade. So 6-7 year olds. They put up hand sanitizer dispensers everywhere because of Covid. She gets infuriated because kids think that hand sanitizer is enough.
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Buehler445 10:50 PM 11-19-2020
Originally Posted by IA_Chiefs_fan:
I bought a Bio Bidet Bliss BB2000 in 2019 and my friends and family made fun of me. But this year I get to keep reminding them that I haven't purchased TP a single time. It dries me and always gets me clean. The downside is that everyone wants to use my toilet now.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00GR...?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Your shitter has a remote control?

Wow.
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IA_Chiefs_fan 07:00 AM 11-20-2020
Originally Posted by Buehler445:
Your shitter has a remote control?

Wow.
Wall mounted, yeah.
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GloryDayz 07:52 AM 11-20-2020



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BDj23 08:59 AM 11-20-2020
Originally Posted by GloryDayz:


Not my proudest fap
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OrtonsPiercedTaint 10:16 AM 11-20-2020
There goes the dog's snack
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JD10367 10:55 AM 11-20-2020
Originally Posted by dmahurin:
Super thin, slight gap, no issues.
Sounds like my dream girl.
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Frazod 07:40 PM 11-21-2020
Bidet installed.

Some random thoughts:

1. Boy, you think a toilet is clean until you remove the seat. Yeesh.

2. Plumbing stuff is never as easy as the pricks on YouTube make it look. At least this didn't involve me crawling under a sink cabinet.

3. That jet of water is strong. When I first tested it the spray hit the towel hanging on the opposite wall.

4. I like it. Haven't needed to use it for real yet, but I'm sure it will work as intended. The cold water doesn't bother me.

5. I think I will need to hit Home Depot and get some risers for the front of the seat. It does stick up a bit. The seat is hollow plastic, so there's plenty of give, but I ain't exactly light, so I don't want to risk breaking anything in the future.
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IA_Chiefs_fan 07:41 PM 11-21-2020
Mine has heated water. I'm afraid cold water might make me pucker a bit.
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lewdog 07:44 PM 11-21-2020
Originally Posted by IA_Chiefs_fan:
Mine has heated water. I'm afraid cold water might make me pucker a bit.
Us peasants get used to the cold.

Still better than multiple TP wipes.
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IA_Chiefs_fan 07:49 PM 11-21-2020
Originally Posted by lewdog:
Us peasants get used to the cold.

Still better than multiple TP wipes.
I'm sure I could get used to it. I'm just spoiled.
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loochy 07:50 PM 11-21-2020
I went to Costco yesterday. There's plenty of TP and paper towels. And, for the first time is about 7 months, I was able to buy the clorox cleaning wipes I use for the kitchen and bathroom.
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Frazod 07:50 PM 11-21-2020
Also, I think I can have some fun with the cats when they try to drink out of the bowl.

:-)
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vonBobo 07:57 PM 11-21-2020
I'm guessing those with hemorrhoids are already in the know, but I didn't... cold water is bad for hemorrhoids, and warm water is more beneficial? One thing to consider in cold vs heated.
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DaneMcCloud 08:07 PM 11-21-2020
Originally Posted by loochy:
I went to Costco yesterday. There's plenty of TP and paper towels. And, for the first time is about 7 months, I was able to buy the clorox cleaning wipes I use for the kitchen and bathroom.
I went to Costco on Tuesday and they were already out of toilet paper and low on paper towels.

Same for Target and Ralphs - the aisles were wiped clean.

The run has already begun...
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