Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%

My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%

I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%

I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%

I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%

Best to get to know her a little first. Tried that one a first date years ago and wound up with her heel print on my forehead
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:-)
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Worst part is finding one who gets off on it. It's fun and hilarious but I damn near passed out running out of breath numerous times!
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I wish we were doing secret santa.

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Oh wow. :-) I'm...I'm...I'm totally getting one of those!
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:-) bookmarked :-)
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I'd just like to point out how much I love the term 'box'
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Mama's got a squeeze box....
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My girl can't wrestle but you should see her box.
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Donger, do you slip your dick through your pajama bottoms(White Dave Chappelle skit style) when you and the wife get that hot and heavy missionary action going?
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I don't wear pajamas.
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:-)
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:-) is my favorite word for it
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I tried humming once but it's not so sexy when it's the star spangled banner you're humming.
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You can do it put your ass into it... Or is it back into it how the song goes?
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