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A 1000 dollar bill


A Dallas cowboys cheerleader


A bed
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I'd settle for that
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Ham (better than Turkey)
Mashed Potatoes & Gravy
Creamed Corn
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Because you want your poop to remind you the next day what you had :-)
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I'm assuming you didn't mean from the prospective of Mr. Bearcat....so assuming you meant food, I'll go with:

-Fried Turkey (I do one every year)
-Cornbread, Fennel and Sausage stuffing
-Booze
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Turkey
Mashed potatoes and gravy
Green bean casserole

:-)
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Anyone counting mashed potatoes and gravy as one item is cheating. I understand you can't have one without the other but that's clearly two items you cheating cunts.
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Smoked Prime rib
Baked potato
Steamed green beans.

Thanksgiving food is meh.
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Does this include beverages? That's key in my decision.
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You better not put ANYTHING on that baked potato or Shoes will be all up in you.
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Spiral cut honey-baked ham (turkey is meh)
Mashed potatoes
Buttery rolls
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