Invite him out for a beer after work. Then smack a bitch
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Simma down, nut. HR hates it when you kill your coworkers.

Instead, close your eyes and imagine Mahomes throwing a football right in their stupid face.
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HR only hates it because they’d rather do it themselves.
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You still have chili cheese burritos?
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you must work for the state or county
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Only everywhere I ever worked in my entire fucking life. :-)
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Fill his sister full of your pimp juice.
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Yes. But don't do it at work. Invite them to the George Brett statue.
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Taco fart in his coffee mug, give pink eye, big laughs
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Lol no I don't work at taco Bueno or bell I work at wal mart. I hate that people get to me. I try to be mister positive thinking of my chiefs and royals but then I have to deal with these numbnuts.
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Tell him to show respect or there gonna be a cleanup in aisle 5.


Or….everyone has to be dealing with dumbfucks at work. Keep in mind the average iq is only average because half of the people are stupid benchodes.
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I'd run out of fingers if I'd pointed out the the co-workers I'd want to bitch slap when I was in corporate world.

There's a crabs in a bucket mentality when people think if they kill each other off for the sake of making themselves look better instead of working together.

Hang in there big guy.
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Yeah, it’s a part of life get use to it.
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I tend to invite them over for a meth and vaccination party then leave them to freeze to death right outside my door.
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