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Washington DC and The Holy Land>Biden as the new Favorite deserves his own thread
Eleazar 09:29 AM 03-04-2020
The quotes the old fellow generates are unique. Should have strong appeal to those who something something.

Discuss :-)
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Eleazar 12:15 PM 03-04-2020
Originally Posted by Donger:
Out of curiosity, how? Has Trump become a policy wonk? Has he gained a few dozens IQ points? Has he learned to string words together in a coherent fashion?
The whole country is going to be dumber after watching that
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Prison Bitch 12:39 PM 03-04-2020
Originally Posted by Eleazar:
The whole country is going to be dumber after watching that
Nah. We survived 8 years of Bushman, bro.
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Just Passin' By 12:50 PM 03-04-2020

Democrats have questioned President Trump's mental health repeatedly for three years but now expect Americans to vote for a guy who doesn't know where he is half of the time. pic.twitter.com/ImkB6R8xUi

— Mike LaChance (@MikeLaChance33) March 4, 2020


Democrats have repeatedly trotted out Yale psychiatrist Bandy Lee to declare Trump mentally unfit for office. Will Joe 'softening brain' Biden get the same treatment?https://t.co/fp1ycTXo4p

— Mike LaChance (@MikeLaChance33) March 4, 2020

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Otter 01:08 PM 03-04-2020
Originally Posted by Eleazar:
The quotes the old fellow generates are unique. Should have strong appeal to those who something something.

Discuss :-)
I say we go full idiocracy. The time for half measures is over!

After a staged Twitter exchange we hold a celebrity boxing match between Trump and Sleepy "get the hell away from my daughter" Joe in Trump Towers Las Vegas to decide who becomes the POTUS and Commander in Chief.

Then at the end of the match we hold a raffle to who can guess the 10 undocumented coronavirus super spreader attendees in crowd for free hits of LSD before they drive home.

We deserve it.
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Just Passin' By 01:09 PM 03-04-2020

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ChiTown 01:15 PM 03-04-2020
Originally Posted by Just Passin' By:
If you summed the total IQ scores of the View Members, you still couldn't gain admittance into MENSA.......
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LiveSteam 01:34 PM 03-04-2020
:-)
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vailpass 01:35 PM 03-04-2020
Originally Posted by ChiTown:
If you summed the total IQ scores of the View Members, you still couldn't gain admittance into MENSA.......
Damn. Is being butt-ugly a pre-req to be a host on that show?
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SuperBowl4 03:17 PM 03-04-2020
Does anybody really believe that this lying dog faced pony soldier will cure cancer if elected?:-)
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Lex Luthor 04:22 PM 03-04-2020
Originally Posted by SuperBowl4:
Does anybody really believe that this lying dog faced pony soldier will cure cancer if elected?:-)
Nobody is voting for Biden because they think he will cure cancer.
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Megatron96 04:41 PM 03-04-2020
Biden. He's the guy that decided to suck on his wife's fingers during a nationally televised speech or something?






God I love the Democratic Party. The comedic value is just incredible.
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Prison Bitch 05:23 PM 03-04-2020

Key to winning the Dem nomination: secure the black voting bloc, then cobble together enough establishment voters until the splintered white vote is eventually forced to coalesce around you.

— Will Westcott (@westland_will) March 4, 2020

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Easy 6 06:21 PM 03-04-2020
Originally Posted by Megatron96:
Biden. He's the guy that decided to suck on his wife's fingers during a nationally televised speech or something?






God I love the Democratic Party. The comedic value is just incredible.
How is the NBC woman on the right not a meme by now?
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Merde Furieux 06:38 AM 03-05-2020
:-)

So, now the Democrats are choosing between a pair of doddering crustaceans. The Crusty Commie Curmudgeon and the Crusty Comedy Relief both did well enough Tuesday to keep going. Big Chief Warren, whose actual people call corn “corn” and not “maize,” may still go on because she’s an insufferable monster whose transcendent yearning to nag us into schoolmarm’d submission knows no bounds, plus because the establishment wants her in the race siphoning Chablis socialist votes away from her Marx brother. But the Hapless Halfling dropped out, a half-billion bucks lighter, and he’s not just returning to his burrow. He’ll want to remain a Dem player – he’ll keep spending like an NFL superstar in the Champagne Room at the Peppermint Pasty gentleman’s club after getting his signing bonus paid in singles, and the Lil’ Loser hopes to make it rain until he drowns Donald Trump in a sea of greenbacks.

But the battle is really for the shriveled heart of the Democrat Party, and no one better represents the yin and the yang of that dying collection of power-hungry elitists and grasping greedos than the doddering socialist Sanders and that Biden guy who should by all rights be chasing that damn know-it-all squirrel around the park.

Biden reps the establishment, with his last fifty years of failure in Washington tracking exactly his party’s last fifty years of failure in Washington. And Sanders represents the fresh face of a 150-year-old murder cult that only people as dumb as Hollywood stars, college kids, and kale-gobbling hipsters would be stupid enough to let near power. If you’re not seeing anything for you between them, there’s a reason why – whichever loser they choose, you can be sure that you’ll be the enemy. With Sanders, you’ll be a Kulak, and with Biden, you’ll be a Kulak Lite. So, basically, you’ll be Ted Lieu-ed either way, but under Joe, your end might come a little slower, as is his won't.

The establishment is probably right about Sanders when they heed the injunction to “Never go full Red Guard.” A lot of people try to draw an analogy between Sanders' anti-establishment populist insurgency and Donald Trump’s anti-establishment populist insurgency and warn that we’re likely to feel a third-degree Bern in November. And while the nominee of a major party always has a theoretical chance to win, the fact that Trump beat the odds does not mean the weirdo from Burlington is destined for victory. If you are normal, he wants to take your money, your guns, your doctor, your border, and even job if you are one of the American heroes who helped make us energy independent. Trump wanted to do the opposite. A better analogy is Sanders’s fellow garbage commie jerk, Jeremy Corbyn, who all the best people on Twitter told me was going to win and instead ended up taking the Labor Party down into the figurative Pulp Fiction pawn shop basement to channel Ving Rhames.

You have the center-left guy who is trying to be a leftist and you have the leftist who is totally being a leftist, ignoring that most of America is not leftist-curious. They all talk a good game about “unity,” but we know that the second they have the chance they’ll do everything they can to ensure we never have the chance to vote their kind out again. Little Loser Mike, in his remarkably clueless speech given before he saw the writing written on the lower part of the wall after Super Tuesday, talked about how he would banish the forces of indecency then literally a line later talked about unifying the country. Seems pretty hard to unify America when you just labeled half of Americans “indecent,” but far be it from me to dare to criticize the genius who has won more primaries than me or you – albeit, one more, and that was American Samoa at a cost of $500 million.

Now, Biden is an inanimate object and everyone can see that he’s the Trojan donkey the establishment hopes to use to sneak back into power. That means he can’t very well capture the change zeitgeist. Sanders is a danger to the establishment because he actually believes the nonsense he’s spewing. He’d provide genuine change, but the problem is that with him, it would be changing us into his beloved Cuba.

Donald Trump still has the change thing going for him in a good way – the Dingus of Dover is the candidate of the past, and Vermont Stalin is the candidate of a dystopian future. And the flaws of these individuals, combined with the flaws of their poisonous leftist ideologies like climate cultism and pronoun insanity, make them vulnerable to a guy who is not going to let the Candy Crowleys of the media stuff a ball gag in his cliché hole like that sap Mitt Romney.

Super Tuesday settled nothing. This fight is going to go on for the next six months until one of these fossils “wins.” And then Trump is going to kick the Schiff out him right up into November.

https://townhall.com/columnists/kurt...rious-n2563068

:-)
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Eleazar 07:21 AM 03-05-2020
Democrats Should Be Very, Very Nervous

By Kyle Smith
National Review
March 4, 2020 2:58 PM

If doddering Joe Biden is your party’s best hope, your party might be in deep trouble.



So, let me get this straight.

After a year of campaigning, discussion, and debate among the Democrats, as of early February the party had decided Joe Biden was the favorite for its presidential nomination: He led in 19 of the 21 national polls taken before the Iowa caucuses. Then people started to vote, and it turned out they didn’t like Biden at all. He finished fourth in Iowa, fifth in New Hampshire, and a distant second in Nevada. As of last week, the Democrats had decided to be an openly socialist party: Bernie Sanders led 20 consecutive national polls after Iowa, half of them by double digits. And then, this week, Democrats decided not to be socialist after all: They just gave Biden, the doddering avatar of the party establishment, a resounding Super Tuesday victory.

Maybe the Democrats really have no actual policy except beating Donald Trump. Biden and Sanders haven’t been saying anything new this year. (Though it’s possible voters were unaware that Sanders was so extreme he would — in 2020! —go as far as publicly defending Fidel Castro’s Cuba in both a 60 Minutes segment and the South Carolina debate). The thing that has changed twice is voting momentum and its attendant publicity. Sanders rocketed up in the polls when he looked like a winner, and Biden surpassed him after building momentum from a blowout win in South Carolina. Mike Bloomberg looked like a loser from the moment Elizabeth Warren tenderized him in the Las Vegas debate, and today dropped out after spending $500 million to win American Samoa.

Voting on perceived electability has left the Dems in a strange place, though. Joe Biden? Really? We know Joe Biden. He was in the Senate for 36 years. He ran for president in 1988, and again in 2008, before serving two terms as Barack Obama’s vice president. There is no precedent for a career politician’s reaching the top after such an extended period in the national spotlight. He doesn’t inspire the kind of passion that Obama did and Bernie Sanders does. His appeal seems to rest almost completely on name recognition and his association with Obama. Despite heroic efforts by the media to absolve Biden of any wrongdoing when the Ukraine scandal revealed he’d allowed family members to use his name to rake in huge amounts of money from foreign entities, recent polls put his unfavorable ratings at between 44 and 52 percent.

Yes, Biden beats Trump regularly in head-to-head polls, but you can ask Hillary Clinton about how much beating Trump in early polls is worth. In just the past ten days, he has claimed half the population of the country died of gunshot wounds, forgotten what office he is running for, asked voters to support him on “Super Thursday,” and offered this précis of our nation’s founding principle: “We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women created by — you know, you know, the thing.”

Even at his best, Biden was notorious for being loopy, digressive, and sloppy, and he’s long past his best. Clarence Thomas noted of Biden’s line of questioning during his Senate confirmation hearings, “You have to sit there and look attentively at people [who] you know have no idea what they are talking about.” His bizarre 2012 debate with Paul Ryan consisted of bursts of strangely out-of-context laughter and boorish interruptions. His own aides panic every time he goes off-script, to such a degree that David Axelrod once quipped that Biden was being kept in a “candidate-protection program.” When he starts riffing, he is given to making false claims such as that he was arrested trying to visit Nelson Mandela in prison. His answer to all questions in debate is a subject, a verb, and Obama.

Moreover, Biden looks moderate only in the context of the insanity that is gripping the Democratic Party, only by comparison to wackadoodles such as Warren and Sanders. He has so far escaped scrutiny for the implications of his policy proposals, such as a “public option” for health insurance that would inevitably destroy the private insurance market. He was specifically asked whether this could happen by the New York Times and replied, “Bingo. . . . Sure they would.” He blithely said that when employer-based private health insurance dies out, people could simply go on “the Biden plan.” His health-care policy is just a slo-mo version of Sanders’s and Warren’s policy. He has called for massive tax hikes, offered public health care for illegal immigrants, said such immigrants should not be deported if they’re convicted of drunk driving, and endorsed the $93 trillion boondoggle known as the Green New Deal.

On top of all of this, Biden would be the oldest president ever — he’s older than the oldest boomer, and would be older on his first day in office than Ronald Reagan was on his last day. No one knows how mentally agile he’ll be tomorrow, much less in November. If a man who could come completely unglued on live television at any moment is your party’s best hope, your party should be very, very nervous.
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