FYP.
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Poor old Buck is going to mess himself when he wakes up and sees this thread. :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTJMerul33E
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I don't recall an ENDelt thread being this incriminating.

Gay bar,didn't get laid by either sex,pissed off his GF,called his mommy,posted on the planet,puked all over himself and then passed out in disgrace.

It lacks imagination...but,I think this thread fetches the EPIC label.

Brian would be proud.
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is she pissed because you're a homophobe?

shit dude, I don't care how another person swings as long as they don't shove it in my face, so to speak :-)
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I think I see a problem here.

He's fucked up, at a gay bar, and he thinks two chicks are hitting on him.

Anyone else see the problem?
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A couple Queens looking for a King?
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:-)

Yep.
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I'd hate to be him after he wakes up and reads this thread.:-)
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What the hell was I thinking posting on the planet after a night of boozing...

Let me clear this up...

A bunch of people I work with are gay, so they were going to this gay bar, and they invited everyone from work...no harm in that.

We go there, get plastered, then we decide to leave because its too gay for us. We then decide to walk to another bar.

While walking, my girl gets all pissed off, over god knows what and hails a taxi home, I tried to calm her down, but this didn't work. Being drunk, I assumed it was my fault.

The other group of people had kept walking, when one of them puked all over himself. So they stopped and got a taxi...just about the same time I met up with them.

So now its my and my buddy Ed, and he says that our friend Matthew is on the way. I'm super-drunk and sad (you know sad-drunk) at this point, and I didn't want to spend $40 on a taxi to my house, so I called my mom.

While waiting on the corner for my mom and Matthew, these 2 chicks walk up, I really dont remember what they look like, except that they were dressed like whores and I gave one of them my feather boa (ok that sounds gay, but I was a pimp). I told them my story and I guess they pity-made out with me....

My mom comes and gets me and takes me home, then I just puked all over myself and went to sleep....

What a shitty Halloween.

Happy November everybody.
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:-)

This was a seminal event.

FAX
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Hope he had a goo time.
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It sounds like he took had a blast.

FAX
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Richard Simmons approves this post.
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:-) :-) Fucking post of the year.
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HAHAHAHA

My best friend was in Chicago a month or so back and he decided to go partyign after the Cubs game...well, Wrigley is in 'boys town' and all of the after hour bars are gay bars...

He left at about 4 AM and started walking to his friends apartment which is right downtown...and on the way some black 'chick' stopped him and told him she just wanted to suck his dick...he gladly accepted.

After he got done bragging to all of his friends...we put two and two together and decided he was a moron and that 'chick' was definitely a dude.

His name is Andy.

We now call him Trandy.

It's not always smart to brag.
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