My friend Scott sent me a link to this story about the NFL owners plan to keep players "safe" from the Rona. It would involve the first eight rows of seats being covered by advertising tarps, which means Ms. B and me would have no seats this season. I called the Chiefs this AM and talked to a ditzy customer service chick "Sorry, I just started this week..hee hee..." and she said the NFL had mandated this, and they're still trying to figure out what to do for ticket holders who are affected. Besides the first eight rows, many other fans will lose their seats too in order to affect "social distancing." I think this whole thing will be a giant cluster F. There's no way they're going to be able to control who sits next to whom and where in Arrowhead. Who gets chosen to keep their seats, and who gets booted? I told ditzy chick that those fans in the first eight rows along the field level will be some of their longest tenured and most loyal fans, because it takes a long time to get enough seniority to get seats in that part of the stadium. She said we'd all be receiving an "official email" once they determine what the policy will be. My feeling is if they play games it will have to be with no fans, period. Just don't see any other way to do it fairly. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/n...z0-WOKY5t_OPgg [Reply]
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
If this doesn't happen, I will come straight to Westminster CO....well first I'll try to figure out just where the fuck Westminster CO is...and then I'll fucking find your house and bust the fuck out of your patio furniture.
True story.
Sounds reasonable. Just please don't harm the two grills, golf mat, and net. The furniture is all yours.
Westminster is a suburb in between Donktown and Boulder. [Reply]
Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks:
Fret not Chiefs fans.
There's going to be a drug approved by the FDA in mid-July - Leronlimab (Pro 140) by a Vancouver WA company named CytoDyn (CYDY:OTC) - that's going to clear all this up in no time. If you get the Cov you go to the doctor and get a quick shot of Leronlimab and you're good to go within 48 hours. It's been tested on over 800 HIV patients with no registered side effects - which is almost unheard of. It's the drug that knocked Charlie Sheen's HIV viral load to undetectable levels. Turns out it erases the symptoms of the Cov within 48 hours - including the cytokine storm. Two current phase 2 FDA tests for covid in progress now, results available within 3 weeks. Mild and moderate test just wrapped up and rumor has it (and recent stock price increases are starting to reflect) that the results are amazing.
You heard it here first.
That or the concoction I made up in my basement, Anyone want to test it for me? [Reply]
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
Oh damn, two grills? Are they Webers? If so, I'll bring some burgers. And fuck it, I'll bring beers as well.
What the hell were we even talking about?
I can't remember.
Gotta have a gas grill (Weber) for when you're in a hurry and a charcoal grill (Weber) when you want it done right.
Thanks for bringing the beer, we'll use it to wash down the shots of Maker's. I might add that I'm a burnt end specialist (no homo). Bring your own defibrillator. [Reply]
Originally Posted by KCUnited:
I'm removing every other bench seat in the bus I converted into a road warrior tailgating machine to keep my fellow terrorheads safe on game days
Wait...Terrorheads is you?! I love that bus. Think we have a friend in common. [Reply]
Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks:
I can't remember.
Gotta have a gas grill (Weber) for when you're in a hurry and a charcoal grill (Weber) when you want it done right.
Thanks for bringing the beer, we'll use it to wash down the shots of Maker's. I might add that I'm a burnt end specialist (no homo). Bring your own defibrillator.
You sir, got your grill game down. I have a Genesis Silver propane that I rarely use, but it's there if needed, and my workhorse One Touch Platinum charcoal with Master Touch guts. And you better know BBQ if you're living out there, because you sure as hell can't get it at any restaurant. I made the mistake of stopping at Q joint in Golden a few years back. The only thing good there was the beer. Holy crap never again. [Reply]
Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks:
Your kid isn't ****ed because his tire was slightly flat. Your kid is ****ed because his dad is a retarded little bitch.
Youre so ****ing stupid you didnt get my point. Next time I will type slower OK? Maybe now is the time to "dry up" ? Hope this helps [Reply]
Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks:
GQue BBQ in Westminster. New locations in Denver and Lone Tree. Trust me. Owner is from Missouri. As good as it gets.
Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks:
GQue BBQ in Westminster. New locations in Denver and Lone Tree. Trust me. Owner is from Missouri. As good as it gets.
