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Nzoner's Game Room>Will you please beat the Patriots?
OCinBuffalo 01:33 AM 12-05-2019
Look. It's not huge ask.

I know, I know, it helps the Bills more than you, sorta. But really, truly, do you want the Patriots to win the AFC East again? Isn't this the #1 team in the NFL for hating the "Patriot Way"? (Romeo Crennel, Matt Cassel, Scott Pioli, need I go on?)

If the Bills win out, the ONLY thing we need is for you to beat the Pats. Now, this does have the unfortunate side effect of making us the #1 seed. And, yes, the Chiefs have a terrible playoff record in Buffalo(Bruce Smith sez hello).

But, that's a small price to pay, isn't it? After all, you might be able to win here...for the first time since the merger, you never know.

Can you finally get your secondary to just be...average? Can you cover a #1 bust WR, Sanu(the old Yoda, not the baby) and a bunch of street FAs? Can your slot CB realize that the ball is coming his way 80% of the time, cause he's covering Edelman? Can your OLB realize that the ball is coming his way the rest of the time, because he's covering White?

There, I just gave you the gameplan too. Now, can you please get it done?
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Pablo 06:55 PM 12-18-2019
Originally Posted by Detoxing:
For real.

Can Josh Allen please be worth the hype for once? mmkay thanks.
LOL Nope.

You just know that big dumb tard is gonna throw a couple awful picks that give the game away. Pats are gonna win in another 14-9 type thriller I fear.
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ThaVirus 07:03 PM 12-18-2019
It took 4 INTs and a blocked punt for the Pats to win last time... so the Bills have hope if they can play mistake free.
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chiefforlife 10:11 PM 12-18-2019
Not even a Thank You? Where is this bitch?

Now return the favor...Bitch!
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carcosa 10:48 PM 12-18-2019
Originally Posted by chiefforlife:
Not even a Thank You? Where is this bitch?

Now return the favor...Bitch!
YIP BITCH!!!!!
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Megatron96 04:19 AM 12-19-2019
The Bills are going to win this game.

They have all the advantages except that their QB is young and sometimes stupid. But they have a more athletic defense that's nearly as well-coached, a better run game (not a huge edge, but it's better), and more weapons at receiver. They also have a huge, quick, if sometimes knot-headed QB that has a cannon for an arm and wheels.

And now, of course, they have the blueprint for beating the Patsies.

Double Edelman, put a CB or a Safety on Michel, and bracket either Dorsett or Harry, whichever goes deep down the numbers. And blitz the hell out of Brady. He's nearly the worst QB in the league this season against the blitz. And worse than Baker Mayfield the rest of the time.

The Bills defense will hold Brady to 10 or so points.

All the Bills offense has to do is score two TDs and a FG, or 1 TD and three FGs and they win Saturday's game.

So basically, all the Bills offense really has to do is score on at least four out of expected ten drives that they'll probably have in the game.

And they probably will end up getting at least a turnover or two (Brady for the INT x2 or x3), so really they only have to score on about 30% of their possessions.

If they can't do that, they really shouldn't be going into the playoffs anyway, great defense or not.
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scho63 04:44 AM 12-19-2019
Give me your address OP and I'll send you a box of dildos to toss on the field! :-)
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Megatron96 04:51 AM 12-19-2019
Originally Posted by scho63:
Give me your address OP and I'll send you a box of dildos to toss on the field! :-)
Why do you always seem to have a box of dildos lying around?

Actually, forget it, I probably really don't want to know . . .:-)
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Buehler445 04:54 AM 12-19-2019
Originally Posted by Megatron96:
Why do you always seem to have a box of dildos lying around?

Actually, forget it, I probably really don't want to know . . .:-)
:-)
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GloryDayz 07:14 AM 12-19-2019
Originally Posted by Megatron96:
Why do you always seem to have a box of dildos lying around?

Actually, forget it, I probably really don't want to know . . .:-)
OK, that was funny...
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KChiefs1 07:19 AM 12-19-2019
Originally Posted by Megatron96:
Funny as hell the OP just vanished after we whacked the Pats.

Where did that cocksucker go?
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Carlota69 11:43 AM 12-19-2019
Originally Posted by OCinBuffalo:
Look. It's not huge ask.

I know, I know, it helps the Bills more than you, sorta. But really, truly, do you want the Patriots to win the AFC East again? Isn't this the #1 team in the NFL for hating the "Patriot Way"? (Romeo Crennel, Matt Cassel, Scott Pioli, need I go on?)

If the Bills win out, the ONLY thing we need is for you to beat the Pats. Now, this does have the unfortunate side effect of making us the #1 seed. And, yes, the Chiefs have a terrible playoff record in Buffalo(Bruce Smith sez hello).

But, that's a small price to pay, isn't it? After all, you might be able to win here...for the first time since the merger, you never know.

Can you finally get your secondary to just be...average? Can you cover a #1 bust WR, Sanu(the old Yoda, not the baby) and a bunch of street FAs? Can your slot CB realize that the ball is coming his way 80% of the time, cause he's covering Edelman? Can your OLB realize that the ball is coming his way the rest of the time, because he's covering White?

There, I just gave you the gameplan too. Now, can you please get it done?

WE won. Now its your turn

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Rain Man 11:46 AM 12-19-2019
I hope this guy didn't hurt himself falling drunkenly onto a folding table. That's the only reason I can think of for him to not come back to the thread.
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ChiefBlueCFC 11:56 AM 12-19-2019
This game is gonna be just like the first one huh.. 16-10.. with it being in Foxboro i don't have much faith that the Bills will get it done even with their defense and the Patriots offensive struggles.
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Pasta Little Brioni 12:46 PM 12-19-2019
Originally Posted by Megatron96:
The Bills are going to win this game.

They have all the advantages except that their QB is young and sometimes stupid. But they have a more athletic defense that's nearly as well-coached, a better run game (not a huge edge, but it's better), and more weapons at receiver. They also have a huge, quick, if sometimes knot-headed QB that has a cannon for an arm and wheels.

And now, of course, they have the blueprint for beating the Patsies.

Double Edelman, put a CB or a Safety on Michel, and bracket either Dorsett or Harry, whichever goes deep down the numbers. And blitz the hell out of Brady. He's nearly the worst QB in the league this season against the blitz. And worse than Baker Mayfield the rest of the time.

The Bills defense will hold Brady to 10 or so points.

All the Bills offense has to do is score two TDs and a FG, or 1 TD and three FGs and they win Saturday's game.

So basically, all the Bills offense really has to do is score on at least four out of expected ten drives that they'll probably have in the game.

And they probably will end up getting at least a turnover or two (Brady for the INT x2 or x3), so really they only have to score on about 30% of their possessions.

If they can't do that, they really shouldn't be going into the playoffs anyway, great defense or not.
You are SEVERELY overrating the Bills. They have feasted on shit offenses all year, but NE rarely turns the ball over and turns over shit QBs like Allen frequently
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Mr. Flopnuts 12:57 PM 12-19-2019
We went into their house and broke their streak for you. Now you have no excuses. Go and win.
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