Yes, it appears that Chitown just discovered the secret to having a highly profitable wholesale beauty supply business.
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do it.
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yeah....this. I like this.
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Ah, blackmailing is such a beautiful thing....
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He's married and I think he loves his wife so getting tang is out. The only other CP approved solution is to get himself some free cuts and make her feel awkward.
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Your day > My day

I work in the wrong city.
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You didn't grab a magazine, sit down, and wait for your turn? :-)
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[the wire]I'm just gonna call you Herc from now on[/the wire]
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You can use the planets help.

We need to assist you in coming up with as many fellatio suggestive every-day conversation lines as we can, and your job is to USE them during your haircut.

Man...the wind sure is BLOWING the snow around today.
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Perhaps this time, you could use a little more creme rinse?
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Without reading the whole thread,

"Can you give me a blow dry?"

"My hair is a little flat. I'm hoping you can fluff it up."

"I'm just looking for a little trim today."

"What can I get for $25?"

"Can I just get it teased a little?"
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say, could you see if she has an opening around 10AM on next Monday?
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now some asshole just needs to figure out which salon this is and call her up.
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Do you ever have anyone complain when their haircut just sucks balls, even when it doesn't?
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I'm heading out of town tomorrow morning. I have 3 days to devise my plan of attack for Friday's trim.................:-)
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