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convict1983 04:21 PM 06-25-2007
Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Baby Lee 05:19 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by fightclub1983:
Hahaha of course I would of felt guilty. I cant believe how upset you are getting. You dont even know this guy or me. Too funny. :-)
You think Donger's upset, try bouncing around in tights for a few years, then kill your family.
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Donger 05:21 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by fightclub1983:
Hahaha of course I would of felt guilty. I cant believe how upset you are getting. You dont even know this guy or me. Too funny. :-)
I'm not upset. I just don't like thieves. I doubt you would either, regardless of whether or not what they took was "important" to you or not.

That's why I asked you whether you put yourself in this guy's shoes. Have you?

Oh, and one more thing: you've established that "importance to the victim" is critical in whether or not you're fine stealing their stuff. So, what about cars, if nothing of importance is inside them?
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Donger 05:24 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
You think Donger's upset, try bouncing around in tights for a few years, then kill your family.
This guy doesn't have a family. At least not one that he wishes to acknowledge.
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Baby Lee 05:24 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by Donger:
That's why I asked you whether you put yourself in this guy's shoes. Have you?
Unfortunately no. Asshole took them with him when he made his cell phone call.
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Frazod 05:25 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by fightclub1983:
Hahaha of course I would of felt guilty. I cant believe how upset you are getting. You dont even know this guy or me. Too funny. :-)
You haven't seen "upset" from any of us. Sorry to break it to you, but we view you to be just as insignificant as those who interract with you in real life do.

If I swat a fly, I'm not angry with it - I merely want to rid myself of a pest.

That's you. A pest. A nuisance. Nothing more. You suck; you're an embarrassment to this community and the human race in general; and I wish one of the mods would come by and flush the toilet. But I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.
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convict1983 05:25 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by Donger:
I'm not upset. I just don't like thieves. I doubt you would either, regardless of whether or not what they took was "important" to you or not.

That's why I asked you whether you put yourself in this guy's shoes. Have you?
Yeah moron. If I would of left my laptop all by its lonesome for more than 15 minutes...I would of deserved to have it snatched. I would only be mad at myself if I was him. He was probably too embarrassed to file a police report. :-)
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Donger 05:26 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
Unfortunately no. Asshole took them with him when he made his cell phone call.
:-)
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Donger 05:28 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by fightclub1983:
Yeah moron. If I would of left my laptop all by its lonesome for more than 15 minutes...I would of deserved to have it snatched. I would only be mad at myself if I was him. He was probably too embarrassed to file a police report. :-)
Have you ever had anything stolen from you?
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convict1983 05:29 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by frazod:
You haven't seen "upset" from any of us. Sorry to break it to you, but we view you to be just as insignificant as those who interract with you in real life do.

If I swat a fly, I'm not angry with it - I merely want to rid myself of a pest.

That's you. A pest. A nuisance. Nothing more. You suck; you're an embarrassment to this community and the human race in general; and I wish one of the mods would come by and flush the toilet. But I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.
Yet you keep responding to this thread and my posts. Hmmm.... :-)
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Thig Lyfe 05:29 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
t'aint the case. :-)
Taint?

Perv.
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Frazod 05:29 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by Donger:
Have you ever had anything stolen from you?
I assume you mean other than his virginity by those frat boys whose DVDs he ripped off.
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Bowser 05:29 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by Donger:
Have you ever had anything stolen from you?
Besides his anal cherry in prison?

OHHH!! Ba-dum-bump CHIIIING
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convict1983 05:30 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by Donger:
Have you ever had anything stolen from you?
Nope
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Bowser 05:30 PM 06-26-2007
DAMN you, frazod!
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Thig Lyfe 05:30 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by fightclub1983:
Yeah moron. If I would of left my laptop all by its lonesome for more than 15 minutes...I would of deserved to have it snatched. I would only be mad at myself if I was him. He was probably too embarrassed to file a police report. :-)
Would HAVE, you moron.
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