Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Dimension2112:
The 15 page pile on is the reason it's in the hall, not the thug turd that started the thread.
You're right, its certainly not his brilliant threadmaking skillz that made this what it is.
What i think happened here...is some arrogant kid, with a lot to learn...gets on & bragged about something that isnt anything to brag about...the predictable beat down ensues, though eventually, many of us tried to lighten it up a bit, remembering our own dumbass youth...but he would have none of it...instead of backing off in any way...he presses on even harder, driven by his insulted pride.
'Back in the day' i knew very similar goofballs, they're not all bad...they just have some real growing up to do. Stealing peoples laptops & risking lives & limbs on a 'sickle' is no way to go through life.
Like DaFace said, if he backs the truck up...he'll eventually make some friends here. [Reply]
Originally Posted by scott free:
You're right, its certainly not his brilliant threadmaking skillz that made this what it is.
What i think happened here...is some arrogant kid, with a lot to learn...gets on & bragged about something that isnt anything to brag about...the predictable beat down ensues, though eventually, many of us tried to lighten it up a bit, remembering our own dumbass youth...but he would have none of it...instead of backing off in any way...he presses on even harder, driven by his insulted pride.
'Back in the day' i knew very similar goofballs, they're not all bad...they just have some real growing up to do. Stealing peoples laptops & risking lives & limbs on a 'sickle' is no way to go through life.
Like DaFace said, if he backs the truck up...he'll eventually make some friends here.
I also appreciate the nice pms from people that actually arent out to just hate.
Here is one: "Whatever you do though, don't quit posting. I think the 5 or 6 on here have some kind of gangbang with each other when they run somebody off the board."
Also I cant wait for tonight. While most of you old farts will be spending time on here, I'll be out banging the hot blonde. Gotta love it haha. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
Who in the hell would want to live in the shithole of Atlanta? Hell, Michael Vick chose the Federal Pen over that humid, festering, crime magnet whose proudest export is rap music that sounds like the performer's mouth is full of hog shit to the beat of a couple of rocks in the hubcap on an AMC pacer(with 22s).
Originally Posted by Coach:
I'd be curious to see where Midnight Dickless live, since the unwanted slam towards Iowa....
The Iowa thing was just about a perceived lack of lube up there.
If someone could've explained Udder Butter to him, this all could've been avoided. [Reply]
