Britney Simmons, 24, was performing at the Camel Toe strip club when an altercation began between Simmons and several clients at the club.
Miami police were called to intervene and attempted to apprehend Simmons who was highly intoxicated and acting erratically according to the official police report.
Five Miami Police Department officers attempted to place Simmons under arrest but were momentarily indisposed when the lap dancer ejected vaginal fluids towards the officers, temporarily blinding three and injuring two.
Originally Posted by Reroka:
Five Miami Police Department officers attempted to place Simmons under arrest but were momentarily indisposed when the lap dancer ejected vaginal fluids towards the officers, temporarily blinding three and injuring two.
Originally Posted by Kman34:
I don’t know what’s worse.. This story or the fact it was the first thread I looked at this morning..... WTF..
Sat down to eat breakfast and read a little CP. Thread title was the first thing I saw as I poured my milk. Had to immediately click over to Fan Duel and just stare at my baseball lineup for a few minutes. [Reply]