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Mr. Flopnuts 03:16 PM 04-23-2009
Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.
big nasty kcnut 12:54 AM 01-01-2010
Jenny lopez sucks
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Mr. Flopnuts 12:55 AM 01-01-2010
Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut:
Jenny lopez sucks
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I always heard she swallowed.
JD10367 01:08 AM 01-01-2010
Saw a "Magnum P.I." rerun today with Erin Gray of "Buck Rogers" fame. In that era. I would've hit that like an espresso-hyped kid on a Whsck-A-Mole game. :-)
Hammock Parties 09:18 PM 01-01-2010

Hammock Parties 07:44 PM 01-11-2010
I remember this one time a few years ago when I was visiting my best friend from childhood shortly after he got married. Meet his wife and kid, blah-blah, she gets tired says she's going to bed, its late. Me and my friend stay up drinking and smoking then decide to play some PS2. It was late so we kick off the jeans and were playing the games, boozing and smoking like chimneys in our boxers on the patio furniture that served as his living room set, occasionally lifting a leg, farting, then joking about what it smelled like (a week-old dead raccoon buried in a month old rotten mushy jack-o-lantern was the worst).

The next morning his wife tells us that she had gotten up during the night to take a piss and was horrified to peek through a door and see me and her husband taking our pants off, fearing that we were gonna start queering off or something. After hiding and watching for a couple of hours to find out we were only playing PS2 & the fart game drunk off our rockers she said she almost felt relieved, except for the fact that her living room stank like a smoky shit factory.

That's just how straight dudes roll.
boogblaster 07:52 PM 01-11-2010
Mother Nature is a virgin ....
blaise 05:28 AM 01-12-2010
Originally Posted by boogblaster:
Mother Nature is a virgin ....
She's been known to blow, though
ziggysocki 08:28 AM 01-12-2010
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I remember this one time a few years ago when I was visiting my best friend from childhood shortly after he got married. Meet his wife and kid, blah-blah, she gets tired says she's going to bed, its late. Me and my friend stay up drinking and smoking then decide to play some PS2. It was late so we kick off the jeans and were playing the games, boozing and smoking like chimneys in our boxers on the patio furniture that served as his living room set, occasionally lifting a leg, farting, then joking about what it smelled like (a week-old dead raccoon buried in a month old rotten mushy jack-o-lantern was the worst).

The next morning his wife tells us that she had gotten up during the night to take a piss and was horrified to peek through a door and see me and her husband taking our pants off, fearing that we were gonna start queering off or something. After hiding and watching for a couple of hours to find out we were only playing PS2 & the fart game drunk off our rockers she said she almost felt relieved, except for the fact that her living room stank like a smoky shit factory.

That's just how straight dudes roll.
um... yeah. Extremely random.
Slainte 09:25 AM 01-12-2010
I have never understood the appeal of cookies. I hate em. Even as a kid I hated them.
blaise 10:15 AM 01-12-2010
Originally Posted by Town'NCountryChief:
I have never understood the appeal of cookies. I hate em. Even as a kid I hated them.
Pie is better than cookies and cookies are better than cake.
Gonzo 10:23 AM 01-12-2010
WHY THE FUCK did I get picked for a random pat down inspection at the airport just now, when Apu behind me (wearing combat boots btw) goes through without a second look?


FML
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Sofa King 11:11 AM 01-12-2010
Originally Posted by Gonzo:
WHY THE **** did I get picked for a random pat down inspection at the airport just now, when Apu behind me (wearing combat boots btw) goes through without a second look?


FML
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perhaps the Dildo in your luggage was vibrating??
Gonzo 08:08 PM 01-12-2010
Flew to Chicago today, eating at Ditkas restaurant downtown. Mike walks in and said hey to everyone. I got to shake his hand. That was cool. He wears his SB ring btw.
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Sofa King 08:12 AM 01-13-2010
Originally Posted by Gonzo:
Flew to Chicago today, eating at Ditkas restaurant downtown. Mike walks in and said hey to everyone. I got to shake his hand. That was cool. He wears his SB ring btw.
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did you say "DA BEARS"? cause i'm sure you woulda been the first..
LaChapelle 01:57 AM 01-17-2010
Tuna and cooked slaw sandwiches don't taste to bad
but they can cause you to fart yourself awake
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