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Nzoner's Game Room>Which CPer would you marry? Fuck? Kill??
carcosa 08:06 PM 04-19-2021
Okay, so imagine freaking Jigsaw from the SAW movies has trapped you in a room. He says you can only get out if you commit three sickening acts:

1. Marry a ChiefsPlanet member
2. Fuck a ChiefsPlanet member (by having sex with them)
3. Kill a ChiefsPlanet member (by killing them)

Who would you choose for each sickening act? You must choose a different CPer for each.

And if you'd like to elaborate, what would the ceremony be like? How would you do the killing? And what would your fuck style be?

I would marry simply red, fuck jjchieffan, and kill myself after experiencing the unparalleled ecstasy of sex with jj!

Okay have fun!
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Katipan 11:38 PM 04-21-2021
I think its important to be a good hostess.
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crazycoffey 11:43 PM 04-21-2021
Originally Posted by eDave:
My sister (singular) is gross.
I’d expect every brother to say that, but there was two of them. The Mrs and I had a great time with them. I was kind shocked they claimed to have a relationship to you, but I don’t blame DNA. I just ride the slide.......
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eDave 11:46 PM 04-21-2021
K
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crazycoffey 11:48 PM 04-21-2021
Originally Posted by eDave:
K
Just taking the joke hard; like your sister(s) took the D.....
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eDave 12:23 AM 04-22-2021
Originally Posted by crazycoffey:
Just taking the joke hard; like your sister(s) took the D.....
How did her and her friend come to tell you this? There is no earthly way they would connect me to you and I can't imagine you asked them as who would do that? You ask all your swinging partners if they relate to me?

Not buying it, bud.
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htismaqe 08:35 AM 04-22-2021
Originally Posted by Donger:
I'd like clarification on "then bangs your brains out." Is that rigorous coitus, or you hitting my head (presumably with some object) until parts of my brain are expelled from my head?
That's "bash" not "bang" your brains out.
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cabletech94 11:32 AM 04-22-2021
OH SNAP!!!
Originally Posted by eDave:
My sister (singular) is gross.

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Prison Bitch 11:43 AM 04-22-2021
Originally Posted by eDave:
My sister (singular) is gross.
I’ll be the judge of that. PM me the nudes
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Titty Meat 11:49 AM 04-22-2021
Originally Posted by Prison Bitch:
I’ll be the judge of that. PM me the nudes
Quit pretending to be straight to make me jealous. You belong to me high pants.
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Prison Bitch 11:52 AM 04-22-2021
Originally Posted by Titty Meat:
Quit pretending to be straight to make me jealous. You belong to me high pants.
You ever take a swing at me, I’ll catch your punch. Steven Seagal style
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Donger 01:54 PM 04-22-2021
Originally Posted by htismaqe:
That's "bash" not "bang" your brains out.
Oh. Well, she can't have me either way.
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tooge 03:03 PM 04-22-2021
Donger seems......................Asexual?
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Katipan 03:19 PM 04-22-2021
Originally Posted by tooge:
Donger seems......................Asexual?
The weed scares him more than I do.
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Donger 04:06 PM 04-22-2021
Originally Posted by tooge:
Donger seems......................Asexual?
No, but I identify as cisgengered.
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Donger 04:07 PM 04-22-2021
Originally Posted by Katipan:
The weed scares him more than I do.
I need to tell you my story about trying CBD (or whatever it is) cream one day.
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