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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 71 59.17%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.50%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.33%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.33%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.67%
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Hall of Classics>Oral Sex Frequency
KC native 11:09 AM 12-19-2014
So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we fuck. U jelly?
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Dayze 04:36 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by booger:
Reminds me of drinking underage at this dive bar back in '99 or so. Closing time I played kiss me where it smells funny on the jukebox and that old tart took me home and really tought me how to properly glaze a ham
I really don't even know what this means :-)
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eDave 04:39 PM 12-19-2014
It's always LSF for me when engaging in coitus.
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ChiTown 04:41 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Dayze:
I really don't even know what this means :-)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=Glaze+the+ham
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Donger 04:46 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!:
Why?
I've never asked, so I don't know.

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!:
Does it look like Ben Jones?
I don't know who that is or what he looks like, so I don't know.
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booger 04:49 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Dayze:
I really don't even know what this means :-)
Originally Posted by ChiTown:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=Glaze+the+ham
:-)

Good looking out Chi
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BigRedChief 04:49 PM 12-19-2014
This thread is evolving into potential Hall of Classics material.

smells like motorcycles and freedom down there :-)
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eDave 04:52 PM 12-19-2014
The T-Rex:

When you are doing a girl from behind, preferably close to the edge of the bed, and you grab her by the shoulders and lift her up. This results in her swinging her arms aimlessly like a T-Rex while making moaning noises.

"Dude.. what was all that noise.."
"Oo.. I t rexed that bitch"
"Sahweet"

Pairs well with a donkey punch.
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Katipan 05:03 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by eDave:
The T-Rex:

When you are doing a girl from behind, preferably close to the edge of the bed, and you grab her by the shoulders and lift her up. This results in her swinging her arms aimlessly like a T-Rex while making moaning noises.

"Dude.. what was all that noise.."
"Oo.. I t rexed that bitch"
"Sahweet"

Pairs well with a donkey punch.
I would think a large percentage of women would just put her hands on your hands.

The amputee or stubby.



Bonus points for everyone that just touched their shoulders and looked at their elbows.
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booger 05:11 PM 12-19-2014
You Put the bald man in
You pull the bald man out
And you shake it all around
That's what it's all about
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Rain Man 05:32 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Katipan:
I tried humming once but it's not so sexy when it's the star spangled banner you're humming.
I don't know about that. Those high notes at the rockets' red glare are pretty likely to lead to bombs bursting in air.
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Katipan 05:33 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
I don't know about that. Those high notes at the rockets' red glare are pretty likely to lead to bombs bursting in air.
I hum like Barry White.
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booger 05:40 PM 12-19-2014
I try sweet home Alabama but it always sounds more like La Bamba
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mdchiefsfan 05:42 PM 12-19-2014
Couple times every three weeks.
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Fire Me Boy! 05:50 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Donger:
I've never asked, so I don't know.



I don't know who that is or what he looks like, so I don't know.

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Donger 05:53 PM 12-19-2014
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!:
:-)

Wow. Is that Dukes of Hazzard? If so, I'm going to have some fun tonight when she and the kids get home.
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