Just met this hot chick at Funkytown in Raytown the other night. We had lots of sex together and then I took her to a Chiefs game and snuck her on the field for this picture to prove it…
Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED:
Just met this hot chick at Funkytown in Raytown the other night. We had lots of sex together and then I took her to a Chiefs game and snuck her on the field for this picture to prove it…
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
Does she have eyes that can look at two sides of the street at the same time? Does you baby dick fit through the gap in her missing teef?
Does her butthole look like a cluster of grapes and she lets you chew on them like a Roman senator?
Cave uses his brain bro. Dippin his dangle lang in witch hazel to give his made up girl friend that sweet hemorrhoidal relief. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Cave Johnson:
She’s a very pretty redhead, thanks. Lots of guys try to slide into her DMs. I’m persuasive and know her best friend, so here we are.
Zero. She actually bought the flights (I’m getting the hotel).
Why isn’t her hair red in the picture you posted of her then? [Reply]
I kept thinking I recognized her and now I know where....
Does she still do the thing where she stands in front of the lamp and make shadow puppets with her meat curtains? The flying squirrel suit is amazing. [Reply]
I'll bet this chic and billay have been smashed by 10 of the same dudes.
Now that I think about it, maybe this wasn't the shadow puppet gal.....Jim Jones made a post a couple of years ago about going home with this one on New Years. [Reply]
She LOVES my footlong. Does she still swallow for the protein? Wait......that's her asking if she can come back over tonight. Keeps saying how small her boyfriend's dick is. Just ****ing wit ya man......have fun..with your hand and lotion and blow up dollll.......LOL....aight, I'm done messing with you. [Reply]
