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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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keg in kc 02:28 PM 08-04-2009
We should just rename this thread "Dear Penthouse...."
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Skip Towne 02:29 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Sweet. So I found this HOT 21-year old who literally lives in the same neighborhood as I do.

She's meeting me at the gym tonight for a woodland blowjob.

Fucking AMAZING.

Pics if you want 'em (PM only)
Be sure to take her to your house and show her your room.
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Hammock Parties 02:30 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by Skip Towne:
Be sure to take her to your house and show her your room.
It's pretty cool bro. I'm going to get dozens of blowjobs this year.

Mood: STOKED
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KCUnited 02:31 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by keg in kc:
We should just rename this thread "Dear Blueboy...."
FYP
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CoMoChief 02:32 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
It's pretty cool bro. I'm going to get dozens of blowjobs this year.

Mood: STOKED
Getting dozens of blowjobs a year as opposed to fucking chicks is like Roger Dorn leading his team in foul tips.
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rockymtnchief 02:33 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
It's pretty cool bro. I'm going to get dozens of blowjobs this year.

Mood: STOKED
Not if you don't keep her properly inflated!
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Hammock Parties 02:35 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by CoMoChief:
Getting dozens of blowjobs a year as opposed to fucking chicks is like Roger Dorn leading his team in foul tips.
I'm gonna fuck her, too. Don't fret.

Blowjobs are a little more convenient, though.
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Fire Me Boy! 03:18 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Sweet. So I found this HOT 21-year old who literally lives in the same neighborhood as I do.

She's meeting me at the gym tonight for a woodland blowjob.

****ing AMAZING.

Pics if you want 'em (PM only)
Send 'em.
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Hammock Parties 03:19 PM 08-04-2009
Alright gentlemen. You deserve this.

Originally Posted by :
Clay: wanna see my tool?

Stephanie: fo sho
Stephanie : plz
Stephanie : =) impressed


Clay : more?

Stephanie: yes

Clay: bam

Stephanie: lol very sexy
Stephanie: me likie
Originally Posted by :
Clay: you like to suck cock?

Stephanie: im very good at it

Clay: deep throat?

Stephanie: and yes i enjoy it
Stephanie: mm hm
Originally Posted by :
Clay: you mean back by the creek?

Stephanie : yeah

Clay: sounds like a good place for a blowjob

Stephanie: sure does

Clay: when you want to choke on my thick cock?

Stephanie: i snuck in that pool late at night last summer and got fucked

Clay: yeah i think about that all the time

Stephanie: fantasy?

Clay: yeah

Stephanie: niice
Stephanie: we should try that


Clay: maybe

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rockymtnchief 03:23 PM 08-04-2009
Smells like a dude again. You're gonna be wandering around again while jr. high kids take your picture and laugh at you.
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Hammock Parties 03:26 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by rockymtnchief:
Smells like a dude again. You're gonna be wandering around again while jr. high kids take your picture and laugh at you.
Oh please. :-)
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sedated 03:27 PM 08-04-2009
If I wanted to kill someone, I bet the easiest way would be to pose as a dick-loving hottie on the internet and tell some loser virgin to meet me in the woods.
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Hammock Parties 03:28 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by sedated:
If I wanted to kill someone, I bet the easiest way would be to pose as a dick-loving hottie on the internet and tell some loser virgin to meet me in the woods.
We're not meeting in the woods. We're meeting at the gym.

I'm sure her hulk of a boyfriend will be waiting in the woods to anally rape me.
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kstater 03:47 PM 08-04-2009
I take it GoChiefs has never seen Deliverance?
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Delano 05:00 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Blowjobs are a little more convenient, though.
For a ghey.
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