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Reroka 05:32 AM 04-14-2021
Britney Simmons, 24, was performing at the Camel Toe strip club when an altercation began between Simmons and several clients at the club.

Miami police were called to intervene and attempted to apprehend Simmons who was highly intoxicated and acting erratically according to the official police report.

Five Miami Police Department officers attempted to place Simmons under arrest but were momentarily indisposed when the lap dancer ejected vaginal fluids towards the officers, temporarily blinding three and injuring two.

http://https://worldnewsdailyreport....-self-defense/
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TribalElder 07:02 AM 04-14-2021
Skeeeeeeeeet
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lcarus 07:03 AM 04-14-2021


SHE'S ARMED! DROP THE VAGINA OR WE'LL SHOOT!
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cabletech94 07:10 AM 04-14-2021
The newest character in the latest X-men movie?
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Sannyasi 07:18 AM 04-14-2021
Squirting is just pee.
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notorious 07:19 AM 04-14-2021
Originally Posted by cabletech94:
The newest character in the latest X-men movie?
She’s be a great villain for Wolverine. Her vaginal discharge can dissolve his Adamantium skeleton.
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tredadda 08:33 AM 04-14-2021
Enquiring minds want to know.
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htismaqe 08:34 AM 04-14-2021
Because Florida.
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CasselGotPeedOn 08:36 AM 04-14-2021
Seems legit
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morphius 08:38 AM 04-14-2021
I have a feeling they need to get this girl in MN immediately, seems to be she could be useful in riot dispersement...
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tatorhog 09:15 AM 04-14-2021
Originally Posted by cabletech94:
The newest character in the latest X-men movie?
Only if Deadpool makes an appearance for the commentary.
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displacedinMN 10:10 AM 04-14-2021
I knew this would be weird, but ....ick!
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Michael Scott 10:24 AM 04-14-2021
Ah yes, the old Camel Toe strip club! I could never figure out why they call it that, seems weird!
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Rain Man 10:33 AM 04-14-2021
Originally Posted by Michael Scott:
Ah yes, the old Camel Toe strip club! I could never figure out why they call it that, seems weird!
That's what she said.
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Shoes 10:40 AM 04-14-2021
My favorite quote from the article:

Simmons’s attorney, Alan Smith, argued that his client acted in self-defense and used her vagina, not as a deadly weapon, but in the “appropriate boundaries of her working skills and abilities.
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Fish 10:41 AM 04-14-2021
Right in the face!


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