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Nzoner's Game Room>Miami stripper arrested for squirting
Reroka 05:32 AM 04-14-2021
Britney Simmons, 24, was performing at the Camel Toe strip club when an altercation began between Simmons and several clients at the club.

Miami police were called to intervene and attempted to apprehend Simmons who was highly intoxicated and acting erratically according to the official police report.

Five Miami Police Department officers attempted to place Simmons under arrest but were momentarily indisposed when the lap dancer ejected vaginal fluids towards the officers, temporarily blinding three and injuring two.

http://https://worldnewsdailyreport....-self-defense/
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loochy 05:38 AM 04-14-2021
Originally Posted by Reroka:
Five Miami Police Department officers attempted to place Simmons under arrest but were momentarily indisposed when the lap dancer ejected vaginal fluids towards the officers, temporarily blinding three and injuring two.

http://https://worldnewsdailyreport....-self-defense/
WTF? That must be some high pressure, high volume, poisonous stuff to cause that much damage.
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Coochie liquor 05:40 AM 04-14-2021
Kamala owns a strip club?
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notorious 05:40 AM 04-14-2021
World News-Where Facts Don’t Matter
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Coogs 05:45 AM 04-14-2021
Took out all 5 of them? :-)
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Kman34 05:47 AM 04-14-2021
I don’t know what’s worse.. This story or the fact it was the first thread I looked at this morning..... WTF..
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Reroka 06:00 AM 04-14-2021
Originally Posted by Kman34:
I don’t know what’s worse.. This story or the fact it was the first thread I looked at this morning..... WTF..
lol

sorry man my first hour of the morning while I drink coffee I just cruise the net why I wake up.
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ChiliConCarnage 06:03 AM 04-14-2021
Half human, half skunk
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RedinTexas 06:26 AM 04-14-2021
Damn good aim too.
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Rainbarrel 06:30 AM 04-14-2021
Sometimes the little white lies we tell wives. Get away from us and have a life of their own.
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tmax63 06:42 AM 04-14-2021
Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage:
Half human, half skunk
Maybe a dab of spitting cobra a few generations back?:-)
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ChiTown 06:44 AM 04-14-2021

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Why Not? 06:56 AM 04-14-2021
Originally Posted by Kman34:
I don’t know what’s worse.. This story or the fact it was the first thread I looked at this morning..... WTF..
Sat down to eat breakfast and read a little CP. Thread title was the first thing I saw as I poured my milk. Had to immediately click over to Fan Duel and just stare at my baseball lineup for a few minutes.
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Why Not? 06:56 AM 04-14-2021
:-)
Originally Posted by ChiTown:

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notorious 06:59 AM 04-14-2021
Love the photo with the article.

Girl is batshit crazy.
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