Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts: :-) She didn't just leave did she? Oh man. You've gotta quit posting that part online bro.
I don't care.
But yeah, that's what I was insinuating. We were snuggling and watching TV and she said she wanted to go get something out of her car, so she put her clothes back on.
I guess her car turned invisible or something? She must be having a hard time finding whatever it is she's looking for. :-) [Reply]
she freaking left? you're goddamned gold, dude. the awkward 'do I sleep over, do I leave' is solved--fucking marry this one, mang. she has three things going for her:
1) she gives a mean blowjob (though that will disappear after matrimony)
2) she can stomach you enough to sleep with you
3) she's basically a dude: leaving under suspicious circumstances? she likely has klinefelter's syndrome (look it up: she has a y chromosome) [Reply]
she freaking left? you're goddamned gold, dude. the awkward 'do I sleep over, do I leave' is solved--fucking marry this one, mang. she has three things going for her:
1) she gives a mean blowjob (though that will disappear after matrimony)
2) she can stomach you enough to sleep with you
3) she's basically a dude: leaving under suspicious circumstances? she likely has klinefelter's syndrome (look it up: she has a y chromosome)
She left without telling me she was leaving. She lied to me. She clearly is not interested in me and was appalled a 28-year old guy didn't know how to fuck her properly.
By the way, I should recount this one in long story format as I have with previous dates. It was an epic night with a heavy flooding rainstorm......going out was really stupid. [Reply]
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
By the way, I should recount this one in long story format as I have with previous dates. It was an epic night with a heavy flooding rainstorm......going out was really stupid.
:-) Climb the highest mountain, punch the face of God. [Reply]
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
She left without telling me she was leaving. She lied to me. She clearly is not interested in me and was appalled a 28-year old guy didn't know how to **** her properly.
she freaking left? you're goddamned gold, dude. the awkward 'do I sleep over, do I leave' is solved--****ing marry this one, mang. she has three things going for her:
1) she gives a mean blowjob (though that will disappear after matrimony)
2) she can stomach you enough to sleep with you
3) she's basically a dude: leaving under suspicious circumstances? she likely has klinefelter's syndrome (look it up: she has a y chromosome)
Hey, whats wrong with having a Y chromosome?? I am a tomboy and take offense to that!!! [Reply]
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
She left without telling me she was leaving. She lied to me. She clearly is not interested in me and was appalled a 28-year old guy didn't know how to **** her properly.
By the way, she does have a lot of guy-like tendencies. She fixes cars. Tomboy.
If you want advice, I will be happy to give you advice about women. First, stop being a pussy!! I have walked out on a few dates in the past year. I told them I was walking out, but I left them there after paying my own tab. On the other hand, I have been left waiting for a call, so it does go both ways. I am starting to think I scare some people because I am such a tomboy. [Reply]
