Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%

My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%

I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%

I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%

I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%

it's been so long that if it happened now, i'd probably call the police and tell them I'm being attacked.
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Does your wife not love you?
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I'm starting to wonder :-)
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Try the..well your sister and her friend like it option...hmmmmmmmmmm

and just leave it there..it works.....however once is starts happening on a regular basis u will probably want it from the sis and other hotties. lolz
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No doubt, I don't understand that. One of my buddies has a long time girlfriend of 5 years, he swears that he has only got a bj one time and it wasn't to completion, he said his gf says its too gross. Every time my wife and I have sex that's how we start. I eat a lot of box and she returns the favor every time we have sex. I thought everybody used oral as a warm up/foreplay prior to saxxing it up.
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It is so bizarre that anyone would think that everyone would do anything the same.

No thanks on the 2-3 times a week of box eating. We're on limited time around here and there are 1000 better things we could be doing.
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I don't know a much better way to do foreplay than to make out---Oral---Sex. All can be done within 30 minutes depending on weather conditions :-)

On your last note, one statement sums up my thoughts about eating box "happy wife, happy life".
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You listen to that douche in your av and got a chick to marry you?

Props.
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No, but I do think he is hilariously out of his mind.
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Seriously though, I assume sex and oral and all that is pretty much a non issue for guys under 40. We liberated those bitches. From thongs to twerking. Our hard work has paid off. If not, you really did fuck up.
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:-)

Yes, the increased ease of access to porn has helped tremendously.
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Anytime I want. Learn how to barter.

I can get a BJ in the car, while watching football, whenever I want.

C'mon, baby. Let's make a deal.
Usually only costs me a 15 min message.
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Wait a minute.

You're telling me you send girls a Rico post and you can get insta-fellatio?
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What can I say, the girl is a reader.
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:-) :-) :-)
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