"I will give you something to cry about"
"Do you want me to stop this car?"
"If you don't quit acting up I will spank your ass bare naked at Kmart"
" I will paint your wagon red if you don't straighten up" [Reply]
My dad had every obscure name for tools there were from 47 years as a mechanic and inspector at the TWA overhaul base in KC. He also gave you about 2 minutes then he was down in the workshop wondering where your at. When he couldnt find it either it was always I am gonna put a padlock on the tool chest if you kids dont learn to put them back when done. We always did it was Dad who didnt :-). Id give anything to have him back on this earth as I would have listened and payed more attention to his what this is what it does and how it works. [Reply]
When referring to someone with big feet, my Grandad would say, "They've got a good understanding, it's just too far from their head to do them any good " [Reply]
eat all your food. There are starving children in China who would love to have your meal
This storm is a real frog floater/gully washer
This is going to hurt me worse that it will hurt you (ass whipping from dad) [Reply]