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Hall of Classics>The Top 101 CP Posters of 2014 Part 2 Presented by SNR
Pasta Little Brioni 09:33 PM 07-31-2014
The countdown and butt hurt continues as SNR, the unnamed listmaker, and I are on a mission to finish this thing.

Original thread (101-58).... http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthrea...osters+of+2014

57-34... http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....30&postcount=3

33-21... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...31&postcount=4

20-13... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...0&postcount=13

12. Dane McCloud
Spoiler!


11. Pestilence
Spoiler!


10. htismaqe
Spoiler!


9. Rausch
Spoiler!


8. Bowser
Spoiler!


7. Simply Red
Spoiler!


6. milkman
Spoiler!


5. Mr. Flopnuts
Spoiler!


4. SNR
Spoiler!


3. 'Hamas' Jenkins
Spoiler!


2. Rain Man
Spoiler!

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RealSNR 07:24 PM 11-28-2014
14. the Talking Can



I have mentioned before how awesome the Talking Can is. And because I'm the one finishing out the rankings, I've decided I earned the right to put my personal touch on this list. So that's why he's on this list, and that's why he's ranked this high. Honestly, I'd totally put him in the top 5. He's one of my favorites, and if you don't like him, you're a huge dumbass.

And prepare yourselves for one of those non-roasts you all hate. Yep. This is quite simply a tribute to one of my favorite posters. I could make jokes and try to imitate him by posting genocidal stuff against Patriots fans, but why do that when I can just let the man's work speak for itself?

the Talking Can embodies everything that's awesome about Chiefs Planet. The seething, unbridled rage that takes the form of some really bizarre stuff is a posting style I've tried to replicate and use on my own, but I can't do what he does. The difference might be his hilarious presentation, where he has this preference to just ignore capitalizing stuff, or the poorly photoshopped Cassel avatar that he wore for years. The combination of that with some of the greatest lines of vitriol I've ever seen spewed at one's own football team/fans is like a really complex souffle recipe that is one-of-a-kind.

So here's my tribute to the Talking Can. Five classic Talking Can moments. Honestly, you can probably find some better Can posts yourselves with just a little bit of searching, but #1 and #2 are for sure some of his best work. They are probably near the top of things I've ever laughed at in the history of Chiefs Planet.

5. Can's response to the Haley firing and the future of KC's QB position

Outlook not so great.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...8&postcount=52

4. The beginning of the end for Pioli

Pioli apparently said "fuck" on TV. What really happened, Can?

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....7&postcount=26

3. Is Brandon Siler a better tackler than Derrick Johnson?

We all remember some of the great Black Bob discussions, particularly during that 2012 season. And Talking Can was right there with all of us. I'm posting the thread, but I have my favorite posts listed in the spoiler.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=263167

Spoiler!


2. The David DeCastro Debate

The 2012 draft was one of the more intriguing draft years I've experienced on CP. It was perhaps the most imperfect draft slot the Chiefs have ever had, where they were needing a QB so desperately in the best QB draft class in years, but possessed one of the worst draft slots for picking a QB (way too high to be thinking about the middle prospects that possessed a lot of potential) as well as having the Piolibola prevent them from even taking a shot at one. And there was TEH BEST GUARD EVAR! sitting right there. Talking Can expressed the sentiment we were all feeling at the time in the most perfect way:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=123

1. Because it deserves to be posted again...

You can read my roast of notorious to see that I've already brought this up. But you know what? It's the funniest thing I've ever read on CP. I'm reposting it as #1 because it's just that damn good.

Everything he wrote in the thread was great. Haley was gone, Pioli indicated no change of direction from Cassel, and I believe even stuck up for him? Was that the genesis of the "I don't think I need to tell anyone that Matt's our starter" quote? Regardless, though, the fucking pitchforks were coming out. The OP of the thread itself was brilliant:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253622

This generated an amusing response intended as a chuckle from one of the bystanders about using a time machine to wipe out those 15 generations. Then we got to the real gold nugget:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...6&postcount=23

I laughed for days. This isn't just your standard, "I'm mailing anthrax" or "I hope he chokes on his own vomit" kind of anger. We're talking about shitty Star Trek movie villainry that aborts an entire species from existence.

"I'm going back to Africa and snuffing out Pioli at the source."

:-) :-) :-) "At the source."

Posts like this one are why continuing to hate and rip on Pioli until the day I die will always bring me great joy in my heart. The man truly was an abortion, and fucking poets like the Talking Can were the lost voices that many of us struggled to find during those trying times. Like Maya fucking Angelou.

In the words of the great Sorter, I have this to say to you, Talking Can:

Post more.
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Hammock Parties 07:31 PM 11-28-2014
The Talking Can is my sweet baboo.
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BossChief 07:36 PM 11-28-2014
Nice job, SNR.

Very well done.
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Hammock Parties 07:38 PM 11-28-2014
SNR should be hanging out with his family and he's writing this shit.

Swell guy.
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RealSNR 07:41 PM 11-28-2014
In a way, I almost miss Pioli and Cassel.

ALMOST.

It totally brought out the best in most people on here. There's no emotion that can unite a people quite like anger can. For that brief time, we were all united against the Great Satan that was Pioli. We slew all of his supporters and demons so courageously, whether they were persons in the media, idiots from around the internet, or Black Bob. It didn't matter how big they were. They had to be taken down. And we did so. With honor.

We formed a brotherhood that season
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Hammock Parties 07:42 PM 11-28-2014
Originally Posted by SNR:
In a way, I almost miss Pioli and Cassel.

ALMOST.

It totally brought out the best in most people on here. There's no emotion that can unite a people quite like anger can. For that brief time, we were all united against the Great Satan that was Pioli. We slew all of his supporters and demons so courageously, whether they were persons in the media, idiots from around the internet, or Black Bob. It didn't matter how big they were. They had to be taken down. And we did so. With honor.

We formed a brotherhood that season
we really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we wang?
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Sweet Daddy Hate 07:43 PM 11-28-2014
Awesome takes.
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RealSNR 07:45 PM 11-28-2014
Originally Posted by Count Alex's Wins:
SNR should be hanging out with his family and he's writing this shit.

Swell guy.
That was yesterday. My family's not big on Thanksgiving. Nobody can cook in my immediately family except for my mom, and she really hates cooking.

I remember a fantastic Mother SNR quote from when I was in elementary school. The in-laws were over and were nitpicking about what she chose to serve or how she was making the gravy. She walked into the other room where my dad and I were hanging out, and she whispered to him, "If that asshole Abraham Lincoln were alive today, I'd kick him right in the balls."

My dad replied, "Well, to be honest, honey, I don't think you could get your leg up that high."
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Sweet Daddy Hate 07:47 PM 11-28-2014
Originally Posted by SNR:
That was yesterday. My family's not big on Thanksgiving. Nobody can cook in my immediately family except for my mom, and she really hates cooking.

I remember a fantastic Mother SNR quote from when I was in elementary school. The in-laws were over and were nitpicking about what she chose to serve or how she was making the gravy. She walked into the other room where my dad and I were hanging out, and she whispered to him, "If that asshole Abraham Lincoln were alive today, I'd kick him right in the balls."

My dad replied, "Well, to be honest, honey, I don't think you could get your leg up that high."
:-)
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Hammock Parties 07:54 PM 11-28-2014
Originally Posted by SNR:
That was yesterday. My family's not big on Thanksgiving.
I think you misunderstood me.

Fuck your family. Post whore here on every holiday.
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Bowser 08:30 PM 11-28-2014
Let me just say it - Talking Can deserves high rankings here every bit as much as (name your Hootie here). Talking Can is a dick for not posting more.
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SAUTO 08:31 PM 11-28-2014
Originally Posted by Bowser:
Let me just say it - Talking Can deserves high rankings here every bit as much as (name your Hootie here). Talking Can is a dick for not posting more.
Agreed
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the Talking Can 11:38 PM 11-28-2014
Originally Posted by SNR:
14. the Talking Can


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wow, i am floored....thanks, very kind words...this place is crazy


nice to know someone was amused (it always felt like entertainment to me), i think the pioli era was my golden age, each person gets one great enemy
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the Talking Can 11:45 PM 11-28-2014
and i don't think i've enjoyed anything as much as finding new ways to call justpassinby 'cassle's cock holster'....
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BossChief 08:43 AM 11-29-2014
I agree with TTC being this high. Dude seems to form his own strong opinions and is right far more often than he isn't. He always keeps an element of crude humor in his posts that I enjoy, as well.
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